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    New here

    Just saying hi real quick since Im new here. I've completed a few successful grows, but I'm still very much in the learning phase. Seems like a nice place, hope I can contribute in some way.

    #2
    I'm going to lay it on the line.
    If you want to be one of the cool kids, if you want to be invited to the parties instead of crashing them, if you want to be... one of us, show us your porn.
    Seedling porn and the youngsters are fine, if you're into that sort of thing. But give us your hairiest, stinkiest, stickiest porn. Don't hold back. Up-skirt, down-skirt, close-up, individual and group. Show us your oddities and polished diamonds.
    Show us your porn.
    C'mon, mule!

    Coco/perlite
    3x3x6

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      #3
      Sorry, I don't go all the way on the first date, but here's a sample...

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      • Gingerbeard
        Gingerbeard commented
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        Harmless ginger is an oxymoron. Spoke you 'Gingerbeard' in any inn at Port Royale and your throat would have been cut while you peed.

      • Bluey
        Bluey commented
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        Nice Buds. What do you call those?

      • garbear
        garbear commented
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        Almost certain that was a White Widow. I'd have to dig through my notes to be sure.

      #4
      You don't, but you did. That's the kind of thing I'm talking about. Yer gonna do fine, kid.
      C'mon, mule!

      Coco/perlite
      3x3x6

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        #5
        garbear. Welcome young Jedi. Around here everyone has a pretty cool laid back vibe. Except for a couple,well one in particular. He's so far into left field he's clear up inna cheap seats. You need opera glasses to to see his red beard. Just saying.

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          #6
          ​Bro, this beard is so in-yo-face you better turn those opera glasses around backwards! 'tis a glory... 'tis a glory from St. Wilgefortis' own crucified beard, a pox on her father.
          Last edited by Gingerbeard; 01-04-2025, 02:07 PM.
          C'mon, mule!

          Coco/perlite
          3x3x6

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          • OldManGrower
            OldManGrower commented
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            interesting reference.

          • Gingerbeard
            Gingerbeard commented
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            Perhaps you were thinking of our other bearded holy virgin St. Solicitous?

          #7
          Gingerbeard Gotta be careful what a lass wishes for.

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          • Gingerbeard
            Gingerbeard commented
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            Fluck yeah you do! Notice I don't have a car? Notice I don't have a house? Notice I cringe every time a woman questions my manhood?

          #8
          garbear Your very first thread has done gone been hijacked. Sorry about that. People who smoke this much dope can't keep their mind on track.
          You know who I'm talking to, people I'm talking to.
          C'mon, mule!

          Coco/perlite
          3x3x6

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          • PRIMO
            PRIMO commented
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            What were talking about?

          • Gingerbeard
            Gingerbeard commented
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            Bearded wimmin with daddy issues.

          #9
          Welcome to our club. As you can see, we like to have fun here, it's not all serious budspeak. Sorry for the hijacking but it is funny. All hail the Great Red One!
          Current Grow: 1 GG4, 2 Hot Cakes, 1 Sweet Gelato Autos
          3 gallon cloth pots
          30"x30"x60" tent
          Spider Farmer SE3000
          Coco Pearlite mix
          GH Trio, Silica, Cal-Mag

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            #10
            I wouldn't have joined if it was all serious. Thanks for the welcome.

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              #11
              Hey bromageddon lighten up on the newbs man. I'm even having trouble keeping up..... Wait that's always.....Carry on.
              keeping it green with the soil thing
              love me some frosty autos
              braap
              BRAAPZAI https://forum.growweedeasy.com/forum...162-braaap-zai
              Mephisto run. yeah i know spellcheck https://forum.growweedeasy.com/forum...-memphisto-run
              the fruit basket https://forum.growweedeasy.com/forum...et-auto-runrun
              blue strawberries in a four assed galaxy https://forum.growweedeasy.com/forum...r-assed-galaxy

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                #12
                Do try to keep up, supercalifragilisticexpialibrocious.
                C'mon, mule!

                Coco/perlite
                3x3x6

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