Got woken up at dark o'clock by a mosquito buzzing my ear. Little punk wouldn't leave me alone and slowly
I begin to realize it has already feasted on me around my neck and shoulders and was now just taunting me.
I'm not going back to sleep so I fumble around in the darkness and head downstairs to make a pot of coffee
only to find that my dear sweet girlfriend has set the timer on my brewer before she left last night. I've had the
thing for like 5 years and never once used the timer and was at a complete loss as how to turn it off. Screw it.
She has some packets of Vietnamese instant sweet coffee so I tear into one of those only to rip it in two covering
my kitchen floor and countertop in a fine powder. Figure I'll clean it up later. Manage to open another pack and get
it into a cup. Made-up a little poem for my little tormentor while I sipped "NOT" coffee. It goes like this; Fuck you.
Went back upstairs just as the sun was rising and went out on the balcony to check on my grow. Right away I
notice all the FreakShows are foxtailing. Grabbed my shears and lopped all the branches off the first plant and
filled a box. Carried it downstairs to trim on my kitchen bar and was relieved to smell fresh brewed coffee. Took
a moment or two before I realized I was standing in a small pond of fresh brewed coffee and sticky instant brew
because I neglected to put the pot back in place.
Got that mess cleaned up, a new pot going, and began in earnest trimming up my Freak. It didn't take me long to
remember why I had purchased a brand new, never been used, bowl trimmer, when my cell phone rang. Answered
it and after a brief chat went to set it down and it was glued to my fingers. I got that sorted out and was being rather
impressed with how well my new scissors were cutting and at that moment, snip . . . that wasn't a leaf. I cleaned
up the blood and bandaged my thumb. I take great pride in my extensive repertoire of curse words and after exhausting
them all today I managed to invent some rather colorful new ones. If any of ya'll would like a comprehensive list, feel free
to PM me.
Eventually I finished and the above photo is the end result. Tomorrow, Freak 2 and maybe 3 if things go more betterer
than they did today. Enjoy your grows friends -
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