You know what i love?

[Gingerbeard]

What do you call a pig in a tree?

Stupid other people thought of it first. Damn. Thought it was mine.

[Gingerbeard]

Goddanm! Even my carrion bird joke isn't original.
That's it! I will no longer try to be funny. I will no longer try to be original. Somone else already did it.

[Ckbrew]

Looking out the window and seeing this.

[Bluey]

It's going to steal your stash

[Ckbrew]

Nah, it is all indoors. I was hoping it would stick around and eat more grass so I don't have to cut it.

[Gingerbeard]

Sunset out my front door.
Sunset out my front door through my rig. Turn your head if you don't like the orientation.
Venus and Moon out my front door. Why do we say Venus and the Moon instead of the Venus and the Moon?

[Bluey]

Because Venus is a proper name, the moon is not

[Gingerbeard]

Well, we've pretty much given our moon the short end of the shit stick if we can name everything else.
I refuse Luna unless speaking in that language.

[Ckbrew]

When it rains and rains and rains you get...

[Ckbrew]

https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-1-d&q=amanita+jacksonii+mushroom

or so says G lens

[Gingerbeard]

Mushrooms are cool because they will kill you, nourish you, or make you see Bigfoot in an Elvis costume with ET riding piggyback.
I am quite jealous of you folks living in woodlands.

[changeofpace2014]

Know what you Mean......Nothing has a chance to dry out.....I started thinning tomatoes to promote air flow as well as started "trying" to bring the girls in the green house to keep dry, but the random showers are difficult to coordinate.

[Bluey]

This is the one that grows at my place.
Any one want to take a guess at which one it is?
Stock photos so no image searches please

[Bluey]

No cigar

[Ckbrew]

Liberty caps?

[Bluey]

P. subaeruginosa

[Bluey]

More clues and a few non stock pics
clue...when handled or damaged it can show a blue/green appearance where bruised.

[Gingerbeard]

My google says P. subaeruginosa are hallucinogenic.
I have to trust others to pick my fungus. I'd probably pick one that turns me inside out.

[Bluey]

Gingerbeard they certainly are!

[Gingerbeard]

Nudge-nudge. Wink-wink. Say no more.

[SoOrbudgal]

I love pizza and i love thin crust soft chewy but crispy bottom crust. I purchased the dough from a bakery they blend the flour sell it premade in a bag. I do the rest no i don't have a brick oven LOL.

[alltatup]

Damn, girl, that looks good!!!

[Bowhunterwoody]

Beautiful. My wife is celiac so we have to make our own too. Can't trust the gf pizzas were made in a flour free environment.

[Puglover1]

That's what I've been eating since the 60's when a Sicilian family moved to town. My gold standard for pizza - that crust and a mellow but tasty sauce - made from tomato puree and seasonings.

[alltatup]

Squirrel chillin in the shade on my back porch: he's feeling fat and lazy cuz he ate all the bird sunflower seeds. Yes, I love squirrels.

[Gingerbeard]

Fat squirrels = hungry birds.

[alltatup]

Rwise It might be different if I had fruit trees....

[Rwise]

I had a neighbor that trapped tree rats and brought them here, greys reds flying, though I see only reds now maybe the hawks took care of the greys and flying rats.

[Gingerbeard]

As kids, we often got ice cream for dessert. As far as ice cream truck fodder and similar novelties, I have only had a handful. It might have something to do with getting run over by the ice cream man when I was 5 or 6.
Buddy Robert just handed me a handful of Otter Pop type frozen treats. By golly how I love those things! Guiltless stoner food on a potentially hot day. I don't even like ice water. But that coconut one, man. That was the shnizzle.

[SoOrbudgal]

Yummy stuff at any age especially young at hearts

[Gingerbeard]

I always looked at those things as money that could be spent on pastries.
Frozen Kool-Aid, man. Who would have thought?

[Ckbrew]

The simple things are often the best.

[SoOrbudgal]

Cheers to that !

[Going2fast]

You know what I love....... Taking the puppers to Tangier Island for pizza. He's full.

[Gingerbeard]

My original post was, 'Whatever, man. What the fuck ever.'
Instead, I see an amazing business opportunity: G2F Coastal Delivery. Maaan, I'd pay extra for a service like that.

[golfnrl]

You know what I love? I love a Sunday morning wake and bake. And don'tcha just love it when you pop open a jar of weed harvested over a year ago to make it happen?

[90Gizmo]

I can't eat six ears of corn in one sitting.

I got my first fresh sweet corn of the season Friday and cooked six ears. I love corn. If there were only one vegetable in the world I would want it to be corn. I love corn, corn on the cob, creamed corn, corn chowder, popped corn, corn chips, corn tortillas, corn silk (powder,) and corn whiskey.

I cooked my corn, put it on a plate, sliced a stick of butter to melt over it, salted and cracked some pepper on it. Ready, set, go but I walked away calling no mas after just four and a half ears. I came back after about two hours for round two. I swirled the cobs around in the mix of corn juices and butter and bit in.

Wow! It tasted just like cannabutter. Not as strong but definitely like cannabutter. Hm. So I googled does corn have terpenes and the answer is yes. There were lots of long names and chemical formulae I didn't understand (Damn it Jim I'm a physicist not a chemical engineer) so I popped open a chatGPT session to let it sort things out. It turns out that corn has many identical terpenes identical to cannabis! I had to torture chatGPT to give me a straight answer (so you don't have to.) Here's the list of cannabis terpenes also found in corn:

Myrcene
Limonene
Terpinolene
Beta-Caryophyllene
Linalool
Phytol
Geraniol
Alpha-Pinene
Beta-Pinene

No wonder I love corn! I also love that I wonder things and that today's technology let's me find out why.

[Ckbrew]

Try no shucking, clipping off all the larf, then put the corn in the smoker with the meat near the end of the smoke. Steams in it's own juices.

[Rwise]

My brother smokes his corn too, he stands it on the stem end opens the top and puts butter in there, repeat butter every time the smoker is open. Not that margarine stuff but real dairy butter!

[Puglover1]

No wonder I used to like to suck on the ears after eating sweet corn. Sweet Corn Festival this month, a 50/50 drawing the winner won >$15K. Looks like the farmers had a good year here this summer, enough rain.

[90Gizmo]

Now I'm wondering if you can extract terpenes from corn to add to whatever

[Ckbrew]

Corn and bacon ice cream, sounds delicious.

[90Gizmo]

Wa? Everything's better with bacon!

[alltatup]

How about that BLT ice cream? It's really good.