You know what i hate?

[Going2fast]

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Getting high and going on Amazon and ordering candy and not remembering it. Was my fave back in the day though.

[Gingerbeard]

https://www.leafly.com/strains/razzle-dazzle

[Puglover1]

I order Tate's chocolate chip cookies, or think I did and they're still in my cart.

[Gingerbeard]

Domino's is now selling 'stuffed' tater tots!!! My disgust is scintillating. I have discoballs instead of eyeballs. I mean, really! Call it what it is: A tater tot pizza. Ain't nothing stuffed about it. Very Homer Simpsonian.
Pizza dough is as healthy as bread. Tater tots are as healthy as... fucking tater tots! Shit should be getting healthier, not greasier and harbinger of an early death.
Used to be:
'Thank you for calling Domino's this is Gingerbeard. How may I help you.?' I have a real cool telephone voice. Real suave. Atomic timing. Got more than one request for me to deliver, just to see what my telephone voice looks like.
At the end, 'Anything to drink?'
'Would you like to try some buffalo wings, Twisty Bread, or salad?' Reeeel cool. Like I didn't actually just try to upsell. It was their idea to order something extra.
Just aint right, is all I'm saying. Find me a legit pizza joint that serves fucking tater tots and I will do something dramatic in response. Do not mention tater tots as a topping. I already thought of that so you will not get your poke. If you want potatoe on your pizza I got the downlow. It'll set what you know about pizza back to Totino's Pizza Rolls.

[Rwise]

They call them "loaded" 'roun' here, just another gimmick to get money from _______!

[Gingerbeard]

Thieves, goddamnit! Punishment for thieves should be homelessness and random beatings by regular people having a bad day.
A few them 'rabic countries got it right. Thieves get their hands cut off. I do not see anything wrong with that. First offense, you are forced to remove your thumbs on a belt sander. Second offense gets your hands put in an off balance blender, on slow with dull blades.
I have this sick feeling the thief is a particular neighbor. Can't prove a thing without seeing his balcony.
Blimey I hate fucking thieves! Doesn't matter what was stolen.

[Ckbrew]

I detest thieves. Someone hit your grow? No mercy. Sorry that happened.

[Gingerbeard]

Not my grow. My staghorn fern. 'twas a sickly ginger headed stepchild a neighbor gave me a few years ago. Mounted on a board, it was an easy grab.

[Rwise]

The only good thief is a dead thief!

[Going2fast]

True that ....

[Gingerbeard]

But first the thumbs and hands thing, right? At least random beatings for a while before impalement? C'mooooooonnnnn...

[Rwise]

00 buck shot works well, but you could load a few shells with bacon rind and rock salt.

[Gingerbeard]

I hate Keanu Reeves. The Bill and Ted movies were the golden opus of his career. They gave weed smoking teens a bad image with nary a single reference to weed! Huh?
The only difference between now KR and dope smoking teen KR is stubble. Ruins movies I would otherwise enjoy for bloody violence. Sure as a bastard ruined The Day the Earth Stood Still. Probably a sodoff of a movie with or without him.
But, yeah. I hate Keanu Reeves and you should too!

[Bluey]

Oh come on!

What about The Matrix? Excellent!

John Wick? Super!

[SoOrbudgal]

I do not beg to differ but i differ I really enjoy Keanu movies even his Ronan ninja movie.

[Bluey]

While we're on shit actors I would have put forward Nicholas Cage.

He was the shit go to actor for shit films for at least 10 years, until I saw the latest one of his, The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent.

That is probably his best film ever and it really is a fantastic movie!

[Gingerbeard]

You proved my point with Matrix. The Shmoo Union was pissed KR played the part of Neo instead of an actual stubbled shmoo.
Heard of, ain't seen of JW. Again, if I want red hot shmoo action I'll go'n grab me some lil' Abner.

[Bluey]

Watch the 1st John Wick. You'll be hooked.

[Gingerbeard]

I watched 'Blade of the 47 Ronin.' It is the sequel to '47 Ronin.' I would like to watch 47 because Blades of 47 was good enough to keep my interest. 47 has KR. Took his karate to another level, I guess. A shmoo with a stick, maybe?

[SoOrbudgal]

I like his John Wick movies over Matrix .

[Gingerbeard]

When Nicolas Cage plays a movie, he should always be cast as 'Nicholas Cage.' He'll play whatever part it is, but he is always NC when he acts. There is no character.
Gonna throw out Sandra Bullock. The acting is nothing special. I saw her on some talk show. All she did was smile and look around. Didn't seem like she had but white noise going on in th' head. I can't stand me no stupid actors.

[Bluey]

We are on the same page with this one. She is just so bland and plain boring...she may have excelled in one or two but none come to mind.

[Gingerbeard]

Last one. Ridgemont High guy. Sean Penn. Pretty much if you did a stoner roll in the 80's, you have sucked since.
Schwarzenegger became Terminator after a successful run as Conan. He can be nothing but a tough guy doing tough guy things. Lady naked breasts were a bonus in Conan. All we got in the T movies were Sara Connor's shirted over nipples.
Don't judge me, ladies until you can tell me you weren't looking at Conan's naked breasts. We are all equal in loin cloths.

[Bluey]

I had a young man crush on that Robinson actress...mmmm
Edit Tanya Roberts from BeastMaster and followed up with Bond movies

[Going2fast]

Never go full retard. Remember Sean Penn I Am Sam. Went full retard. Went home empty handed.

[SoOrbudgal]

Sean Penn yuck

[Gingerbeard]

Honest to Beelzebubba, baby. I'm still not sure if this should go in love or hate. Who can look at this person and tell me who she is?

[Gingerbeard]

Off the bat you knew? I keep staring and I don't see it.

[Ckbrew]

Saw it before I read the question

[Gingerbeard]

You people must have been into her. I didn't even realize she was an over-sexed, Asian dragon queen.

[Going2fast]

Well she is a material girl............

[Gingerbeard]

Debbie Harry, now. She's taken it well.

[Going2fast]

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Hick hop aka crap. ( Country x rap) works about as well as the Aerosmith collaboration with run DMC in the late 80s.

[Gingerbeard]

I want a Celebrity Death Match between the Shriners' kids. The winner gets the best of what St. Jude's has to offer.
Then I want a CDM between the SPCA and the World Wildlife Fund.
A final match between the winners of both categories might be hard to get past the sponsors as they oppose putting an emaciated lemur and a kid with cancer, together.