A Special Kind of Stupid

[Gingerbeard]

Yeah. I have to stop. You get the last.

[Ckbrew]

Until the stupid is washed away.

[Gingerbeard]

That's my point. How long are you going to stand there with your tackle, fishing in a cup of milk for fish that don't like capsaicin? Whereas, you can apply an appropriate amount of butter and go about your business.
I have to stop there. I'm deleting a lot of weird shit.

[Ckbrew]

Butter would take more intense cleaning to remove... Fish DO NOT like capsasian.

[Gingerbeard]

Why not use butter? Higher fat content.
...that's one...
Fish don't like capsaicin?
...that's the other...

[Ckbrew]

My um, tackle. The fat content helps to wash away the capsasian.

[Gingerbeard]

I want to ask what you're dunking in milk, but I'm afraid to.

[Gingerbeard]

Took my recent ex to a Cajun place whilst courtin'. I spent my meal with Daves Instant Insanity. She wasn't down with spicy. I'm cautious with my hands because of stories shared, herein.
Keeping the story somewhat family oriented, at the end of the evening, t'was not I looking for the burn remedy. Good times.

[Ckbrew]

That is a special kind of stupid. I did that once taking a leak. At least that can be dunked in milk.

[3Berries]

There isn't anything worse than liquid caustic soda. Can't hardly wash it off. Best way is a slight acid like vinegar rinse so if you get it in the eyes good luck.

[Puglover1]

I ruined a new pair of contact lenses from touching my eyes, after the hot peppers.

[Bowhunterwoody]

Man don't head for the bathroom before washing. I've done that with habaneros. Probably a little more special. Only make that mistake once.

[UberMensch]

Yeah, that's gotta be a Special Kind of Hurt! I did it once with Chili Peppers and it was one of the most painful experiences I can remember. I resorted to putting my eyeball underwater, but still no relief.

[crucialbunny]

After setting a half dozen Carolina Reaper seeds, (one of the hottest peppers known to man) to germinate with my bare fingers, guess who rubbed his eyes?