GWE reviews

[Gingerbeard]

Got curious about what kind of reviews GWE was getting. Those who have used the site give 5 star reviews. The 1 star reviews are disheartening yet hopeful. The weed GWE sells is crap but there are suggestions where we can get good hook-ups.

[DeadlyFruit]

Hey GB not sure I follow. Are you saying grow weed easy has their own line of cannabis? I don’t think I’ve heard of that but I did see another post today about people masquerading as grow weed easy selling seeds as a scam. I admittedly hadn’t heard about this until today so feel free to correct me if I have the details wrong.

[Gingerbeard]

I'm pretty sure there is no GWE bud. That post about the masqueraders is what got me going. I think the person posted to Trustpilot about his scam experience.
This is a wholesome, family site about growing marijuana. We are not the New Silk Road.

[DeadlyFruit]

Can we pretend to be the new silk road? I need to seize on anything these days that might add some excitement to my day. Pandemic does kind of stop the fun little encounters we get into each day and I have to live vicariously through others!

[Gingerbeard]

High dose magic mushrooms. Golden teacher is the available strain. Maybe from someone I know who isn't me or ginger in any way.

[DeadlyFruit]

Ok, I re-read your post a little more closely and just got that it was probably a joke. Sorry, a little slow today. Although I would still like to pretend we are Silk Road - that part was true!

[Gingerbeard]

Only if we can sell pituitary glands. I've always wanted to blast me some live endorphin resin.

[desertdan]

How about some Colorado River Toad juice from their glands. Ya squeeze the glands and dry the juice then smoke it. It is supposed to be pure DMT. I can ship you a couple toads but I would like them back.

[Gingerbeard]

God molecule toads? God's very own toads? How soon would you like them back desertdan ? Will I get DMT producing warts? Can I clone your toads? Are there toad gland pumps? Like breast pumps but for toads? Can I make live toad juice resin?
Or are you funnin' me? I remember a 'Bizarre Foods' episode where Andrew was out catching toads that were poisonous, except for their tasty legs.

[Gingerbeard]

Corn silk, you say? I will get super high? I have two lungs so maybe I'll give it a shot. Can I make live corn silk resin or dry and cure?

[TOKABIGONE]

It is best dried and cured on the cob. We never waited that long. Hollow out a cob, stick a dry hollow reed in for a stem and fire up! There's a lot more smoke if it;s a little moist.

[desertdan]

No shit. There are crazies who go out hunting them day after summer rains. Take them and squeeze glands so they spray on hot windshield. When dried they scrape it of and smoke it. Some say they are getting scarce because of this poor treatment and and shipping them off to other crazies. Please return them.

[TOKABIGONE]

@ desertdan, Gingerbeard Curiosity drove me to find an article about the "new" psychedelic drug 5-MeO-DMT which comes from a Sonoran Desert toad. Some times users will lick the toads back or dry and smoke the venom from the glands on the back. As dan said they are reducing the population of toads. OK so what's the hype? Would you believe 2.2 million users? Holy crap man! What did you not understand about the word venom? If a coyote grabs one of these things it is almost instantly on a psychedelic trip and forgets to eat. So hit McDonalds before you go toad licking! DMT is also found in plants and shamans have smoked it for centuries in religious ceremonies. Only thing is, toad venom is 5 to 6 times more potent. An overdose can actually separate your mind from your body....permanently! It is a class one drug by the DEA. It was thought to have no medicinal purpose. Now researchers are finding it and other hallucinogens useful in treating anxiety and depression as they reroute brain synapses. Sometimes one dose will do. Sound familiar?

[Catfish22]

Yeah that "one dose will do"  room can be a cast iron bitch, too!

[TOKABIGONE]

Yeah I remember the first time I did hallucinogens 50 years ago it was a bitch as you have no concept of what to expect. I might do it one more time if I could find some peyote buttons tho, lol!