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    Wife say my buds are not big enough, well I said to her.......

    PpppppFfffffTTttttttt She came to the grow room this evening and she stared at the girls for a moment.... Looking at her body language I knew she had something to say but in a sarcastic way. She turn to me and said " Well dear your buds aren't big enough".

    But I was prepare to rebut her claim so I said to her " Well my dear wife they are not male whatever you want to call them, they are female knockers, they may look small to you but for me they look just fine and beside you are looking at your Mazar not at my Kali". She mumble something, she look right back at me and smile and went upstair.

    Wonder why ??
    Last edited by Farmbuck; 04-09-2021, 07:30 PM.
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    Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em! But when you meet in the middle it can be a lot of fun, lol!
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    • Farmbuck
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      Farmbuck commented
      04-10-2021, 06:30 AM
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      A fragile balance sir lolll
    #3
    Famous words of Al Bundy "you can't live with them and you can't herd em all into Canada" lol
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    • Farmbuck
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      Farmbuck commented
      04-10-2021, 06:33 AM
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      Yep the old Married... with Children show.
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    LOL I call my hubby " Mr. Man " when he spews off questionable comments he knows very little about. That was from the movie Misery a frightning movie for a man LOL
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      04-10-2021, 07:55 AM
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      That movie gives me chills...
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    Happy wife, happy life. You better grow them buds bigger! Lol
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      Yes it makes my hubby to this day look at me sometimes with apprehension LOL just kidding RagWeedDWC we laugh about it.........boy she was one crazy lady.
      Smoke Ganja create Peace Respect Nature don't trash the Planet

      Soil grower with coco/perlite mixed in
      indoor/outdoor grower
      1 36"x36"x66" tent- Viparspectra P2500
      1 3x3x6 tent- used in late spring for seedlings both veggies & weed. I have 2 viparspectar 450r for that tent.
      I use a t-5 & 54watt CFL for seedlings
      Sometimes i use plastic sometimes i use fabric grow containers
      Currently using fish/guano during veg growth & FF Grow Big 6-4-4 teens to bloom. Once i see pre-flower i switch to
      Age Old Organics Bloom 5-10-5

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        Originally posted by Farmbuck View Post
        PpppppFfffffTTttttttt She came to the grow room this evening and she stared at the girls for a moment.... Looking at her body language I knew she had something to say but in a sarcastic way. She turn to me and said " Well dear your buds aren't big enough".

        But I was prepare to rebut her claim so I said to her " Well my dear wife they are not male whatever you want to call them, they are female knockers, they may look small to you but for me they look just fine and beside you are looking at your Mazar not at my Kali". She mumble something, she look right back at me and smile and went upstair.

        Wonder why ??
        Clearly the lovely wife set the bar a little higher for you......
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          #8
          Next time I'm going for the biggest!

          Strawberry Kush!!

          Light: Viparspectra P2000, Viparspectra P1500, Viparspectra XS2000, KingLed 1500
          Medium: organic, Fafard perlite, Fafard Urban Garden organic mix, Organic compost shrimps.
          Nutrients: Alaskan Fish, Advanced Nutrients Big Bud, Advanced Nutrients Ancient Earth, Advanced Nutrients Sensi Cal Mag Xtra
          Full auto grow
          Grow room : 8X12X10, 2 industrial fans, 1 dehumidifier, 1 Vivosun carbon filter & controller
          12 Wild Thailand Ryder from WOS
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