Halloween costumes

[Gingerbeard]

It's not like me to start a cheezy thread. I'm more of the off hand sort. Where you don't see it coming.

The lead-in story is boring so I'll get the punchline. I've stopped grooming since Saturday and will not until late Halloween night. Maybe. Come HN I'm going to walk around the neighborhood and down the main street with a screwdriver in my hand. Yell, 'Fuckyoufuckyoufuckyou' every few moments. Mumble, 'Nonononono' when people walk past Not directed at anyone. I don't want to come across as rude. Just criminally homicidal. Maybe grab my neighbor's kid and yank him down the block with me. Scream at him not to scream. 'If you scream, God will kill a kitten!' The folks and kid are in on it, of course.

Or wear a frog's head and feet, and skeleton hands. Wear cape and cowl over it all and carry a scythe. Get it? The Grim Leaper!

I'm too old to go in drag, anymore. No. Really. Don't push. I'll be a hot buttered man before I do the tuck, again.

[Rwise]

In my little town, you would get shot! Halloween is pretty much canceled here anyway.

[MeEasy]

I'm in... I'm already know here as the crazy biker that carries a cannon under his arm and I'm very seldom groomed very well. I'll hold the kids other hand lol

[AccidentalGardener]

Always a witch.
Always

[Gingerbeard]

Areyouagoodwitch, orabadwitch?

[kayakiit]

I'm a witch again this year too! Definitely bad

[golfnrl]

AccidentalGardener please don't unleash the flying monkeys.

[Gingerbeard]

Flying chipmonkies.

There was something I mentioned about dressing like a naked pirate. I don't remember the context.

[PLreef]

It's not like me to start a cheezy thread. I'm more of the off hand sort. Where you don't see it coming.

The lead-in story is boring so I'll get the punchline. I've stopped grooming since Saturday and will not until late Halloween night. Maybe. Come HN I'm going to walk around the neighborhood and down the main street with a screwdriver in my hand. Yell, 'Fuckyoufuckyoufuckyou' every few moments. Mumble, 'Nonononono' when people walk past Not directed at anyone. I don't want to come across as rude. Just criminally homicidal. Maybe grab my neighbor's kid and yank him down the block with me. Scream at him not to scream. 'If you scream, God will kill a kitten!' The folks and kid are in on it, of course.

Or wear a frog's head and feet, and skeleton hands. Wear cape and cowl over it all and carry a scythe. Get it? The Grim Leaper!

I'm too old to go in drag, anymore. No. Really. Don't push. I'll be a hot buttered man before I do the tuck, again.

Rock the Grim leaper, kill a kitten, hell dress up to your hearts desire but the drag junk tuck is a thing of nightmares.

[Gingerbeard]

I don't know. Drag queens always seem to be in such jovial moods. Never see them squirming in their seats. That's a real deal of a deal breaker: sitting on the tuck. Yeah, not even for The RC Picture Show. Next time someone asks me, "How's it hangin'?" I don't want to say, "Backwards."

I don't know if I'm getting sympathy pains or what. Whatever, I'm getting real uncomfortable and have nothing more to say.

[AccidentalGardener]

LOL @ hangin' backward

[Gingerbeard]

AccidentalGardener I'm calling you out on something. I'm calling you out on the celebratory December holiday lights you have on your balcony. You can't call yourself a witch with those lights up. You are mixing holidays! Holiday faux pas. Don't try to explain. Don't tell me the lights look scarier from the outside.

[AccidentalGardener]

Nah, was scarier having to take them down and put the actual Christmas lights up on the same day, lol.

[Gingerbeard]

I get it! You're a purple lady, yeah?

[AccidentalGardener]

Most folks in the immediate vicinity believe I AM some sort of witch, but all are in agreement that I'm a good one. I don't disabuse them of that notion, since it tends to make them leave me alone.
Its being able to maintain an outdoor garden in spite of the deer population; they find it mysterious

[Rwise]

Blue moon tonight for Halloween! I have seen some really cool ideas in the propaganda, my fav is a candy shoot made of PVC kids hold their sack under the end and candy is dropped into their bag. Another I liked even though the media was not to fond of it is the candy catapult, and my question, can we load a cow in it? How about a huge bowl of oatmeal?

[AccidentalGardener]

I love this. I wasn't going to dress up or hand out candy, but now I think I will. Kick back on the porch with a sheet over my head and a pitching-machine, LOL

[Puglover1]

I didn't do much with the 'kids' this year for Halloween. This was last year's theme.

[SoOrbudgal]

LOL too funny Puglover1 really cute

[Farmbuck]

Because of Covid tonite I will get ........................... with wife Me with my Sativa and her with her Indica

[MeEasy]

HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYONE

1st pic is not my patch 2nd pic is my patch this morning @ 6 weeks flower

[AccidentalGardener]

Both patches are awesome

[quirk]

I'm so looking forward to a Norman Rockwell 2020 Halloween.