Looking for some advice

[FunkyButtLovin]

Pics of the 2 globs I loaded prior to the marathon.
First glob Second glob

[Gingerbeard]

It took me a couple minutes to figure out you don't actually have your rig on rolling papers.

[FunkyButtLovin]

I want to apologize for totally screwing up your thread and the wang chopping talk is due to my wife watching some documentary on prime about John and Lorena Bobbit on TV while I'm dabbing.
What you want if you want to use that pen are the preloaded carts..


Or get/make the stuff to load your own

[FunkyButtLovin]

If you want to use the shatter, you'll want something like this


Or this which is what I just used


Or this

[Gingerbeard]

... I... don't know... how to respond... too much... too much... input... wake and bake... wake and bake... it will all come... together...

What is the proper weener disposal method?... no... don't go... there...

Must wake... and... bake...

[Gingerbeard]

I dropped in a triple size dab and got 6 draws from a mix of the 2 grams I have. A sativa and Indica mix. Just enough to get my throat burning.

Two dabs this morning, before I went to Walmart. A nice, groovy trip.

Then the cold bowl. Since the cold bowl I have vacuumed all the vortices in my house for three pounds of accumulated ginger dog and gingerbeard hair. Moved furniture to get under. Mixed and sprayed my plumeria with H2O2 for WPM. Put away dishes. All while playing ball with Dabber and in about 30 minutes. There might be something with the cold bowl thing. Am I geeking?

Now, I have to shake out all my laundry for ginger dog hairs and dust my plants. F cking ficas. Then, there's a bathroom scrubbing. I'll work in the dabs along the way.

[Mr.furley]

John Bobbitt did porn after they sewed it back on, just saying.

[Gingerbeard]

For the vets...

https://www.armystudyguide.com/content/cadence/running_cadence/dingle-dangle.shtml

[Gingerbeard]

Game, set, match. Wait for the chorus. Monty Python uber alles.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9PiqCeLEmM

[Mr.furley]

You win this round, it's only going to get N.W.A from me here! Too nasty for a dab thread.

Straight highjack sorry Jon

[Mr.furley]

Lorena Bobbitt sister tried the same thing with her husband about 5 years later but he saw it coming and disarmed her, she was charged with a missed-the-weiner. Please don't unfriendly me!

[Gingerbeard]

Jon , man. Did we answer your question?

[bboyfromwayback]

You all talking crazy stuff! Does anyone besides the wife and myself just smoke weed anymore? All that extra work, you already grew it, why take the chance of screwing all that work up turning it into something else? Young stoners using their spare time way differently than my crowd did at that age lol

[Xena]

Amen, joint, bowl, or bong is good for us plus want to try some hash with the trim. Oh and that will also be smoked in joint, bowl, or bong too.

[Mr.furley]

Hash is a concentrate and has long been regarded as a better way to smoke, by the removal of the Tricromes with things like ice water, heat, butane, propane, and CO2 you are left with a concentration of what the plants cannabinoids and terpene profile is without all the plant. what this new age of extraction is bring is science to a old idea. Cannabis is a schedule 1 drug that hasn't been studied untill recently, by means of extraction and distillation you can isolate different cannabinoids and different terpenes, since each one of those has a different boiling point specific things can be separated and used independently or remixed for Optimum potency and flavor, this isn't just about getting stupid high but the medical value both psychoactive and non-psychoactive is huge when viewed right.

If you look past the marketing aspect of selling super weed goo to burnouts and get into the research of individual cannabinoids and terpenes profiles, distillate and pressed oils have great potential and use. Just beware that a lot of places sell bunk crap to make it quick buck and a lot of home recipes like the ones I mentioned earlier in this thread are unstable and unsafe.

Dab on my friends, dab on.

[Jon]

Yes thank you everyone for the advice

[Gingerbeard]

I forgot the question. Was it about penises?

[Gingerbeard]

Don't be a prude, bboyfromwayback . Go back to your Quaker meetings. Weed makes me cough weed balls. I don't cough shatter balls. Look, I don't want to get down with you about why I'm right and you're wrong. You can have your opinions about smoking weed like an old head. We neo-hippies are paving the way for the next generation of designer cannabis products. And yeah, we also smoke weed.
You can't keep living your ways, living in a shoebox, bb. Get out and covet thy neighbor's spouse, stealthily, and steal their laundry. Wear a thong and stilettoes. Have pancakes instead of waffles. Give yourself a home tattoo. Live a little, my bb friend. Small steps.

[bboyfromwayback]

You took that way too seriously

[Jon]

I usually only smoke from my pipe but my wife who is much younger than me keeps getting me new stuff that I don't know how to use. But it's sweet

[Gingerbeard]

Gee whiz. What a bunch of old hippies. Probably drive Volvos and wear Birkenstocks. Patchouli oil is not to bathe in. Who of you, still in your '60's hangover, hasn't thrown bud in a brownie recipe? Tried making your own tinctures or extracts, just to see what it was like? Think about coca, cocaine and crack. You can use the leaves but get more of a boost when you make an extract that can be made into another product. Coca:Cocaine:Crack Weed:Concentrate:Edibles. It makes perfect sense.
Bah! Why do I try with you people? Don't argue with me!
Just woke up from a nap. Need a dab...

[Xena]

Drive a 4x4, wear boots, and is this Patchouli anything like the deer piss I spray on before hitting the woods? Never made weed brownies.....just chocolate chip cookies.
Think about tobacco; smoke......weed; smoke makes perfect sense. Why do these kids think they can reinvent the wheel. 😋

[Gingerbeard]

Had an '04 Rubicon. Grew up in Texas. It is illegal not to have boots in Texas.
The wheel was improved when they invented tracks and mud and rock climbing tires.
You've never smelled Patchouli. I've never smelled deer piss. Organic or otherwise. However, I am quite familiar with bum piss. Patchouli smells better than bum piss. Deer piss probably does too. And skunk farts.

[Gingerbeard]

Actually, I didn't take it seriously at all bboyfromwayback . The only thing I was slightly serious about was wearing the thong and stilettos. If you start keeping notes about all my posts, you'll see how deeply serious I am not. Unless we're talking about actual weed growing. Then I put on my serious hat.
Plus. All bets were off when Mr.furley started talking about weenies getting cut off. I mean, 'weenie'. Kinda makes you chuckle to say it. Weenie. Weener.
Wasn't there a movie called 'I Spit on your Grave' where a similar Bobbitt took place?

[bboyfromwayback]

That’s a crazy ass movie! I think they redid it recently but the original was pretty f’d up. The ‘missed a weiner’ was pretty funny

[MagicMike66]

I though I was high till I read this thread. I’ve never tried shatter but I think I need to now

[Gingerbeard]

Stick with me, Padawan, kid. I mean you MagicMike66 . Shatter. Butter. Oil. Sauce. Crystals. Wax. Crumble. Think about smoking an eighth in one dab. Flavors and smells like you've never thought about.

[MagicMike66]

I make my own butter and it’s heavy duty but I need to try this

[Gingerbeard]

MagicMike66 I think you might be talking about cannabutter. Unless you have a huge extraction setup and a fractional distillation setup, you don't make badder. I mistyped when I said butter. Do not dab cannabutter.