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Apparently Superman uses 'Battle Candy' to slay 'mr'cas foes. Always a trick up his leotard. Koko's Confectionary & Novelty Co., the Chinese who made it, DC, Warner Brothers, and Superman hisself believe children 3+ can wield the same awesome power in a convenient spray and powder.
The second line on the back of the Battle Candy says to avoid spraying into eyes. Eyes are targets in battle. Everyone who was 3+ at some point and could read the warning, raise your hand. Everyone who understood the consequences of spraying liquid candy or tossing powdered candy into someone's eyes, too. I'm going to give three - 3+ year olds a few of these. First, verbally warn them. Second, make sure they read the warning on back.
It's all food grade. How can it be bad for the eyes? I soooo want to try Battle Candy on myself. Can't be any worse than the CS chamber in basic training.
 

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When life gives me lemons, I squeeze them into peoples eyes. Hope it’s not the critic acid ingredients that’s forcing the battle powder in eye rule. I might have find something else to do with life’s lemons.
 
I'll stand in the shower, full trickle, when I do it. If the water doesn't flush my eyes, I'll throw a handful of lye in my face to balance the acid/alkali. If that doesn't work, I'll try the powder. It might be an antidote. If that doesn't work, I'll search for my phone and call 911. This is not an experiment I can use safety goggles for.
If Superman defeats supervillains with this stuff, I'm going to use it as shark and bear repellent. Maybe killer bees, too.
 
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In the matrix you can take the red or blue pill to chose your own reality.... I say take them both at the same time and see what happens. That’s always my standard advice that I give out to everyone.
 
Now THAT is the kind of support I'm looking for!
s62 I have repetitive stress disorder and degenerative disc disease in my neck from craning over the mouthpiece so much. It is a given I will do fat dabs before, during, and after. Before is no problem. In the shower might be an issue. I might be blind after. Maybe an edible and a dab before?
 
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My brother did that to me. Propped my eyes open with toothpicks, he did. Luckily my eyes were so dry from being toothpicked open that nothing happened. Got my vision back after a while, 'tho. For the most part.
But seriously. The liquor store has sour apple Pop-Rocks. This might be the do if I get my vision back.
Good call LurkingInTheGrass. I may be coming to you with further ideas. What do you think about chewing gum with my butt?
 
This is a two part message video. The first money shot is at 45 seconds in. The second is one long money shot of three foot boogers. If you've been in the military, in a riot, or found yourself barricaded in a house, you'll understand.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ekhB1WjLi4
On another military chemical agent note, I took the wrapper off the Battle Spray. The first picture is what it looks like: hotel bathroom bottles. The second is an image of what I knew as the 'PAM-2 Atropine Injection Kit'. You stab yourself in the side or thigh with each of these, in the proper order, if you get nerve agented. If you use it and haven't been nerve agented, or in the wrong order, you die.
Speaking of hot boxing...
 

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So what you're saying is I should snort a fat line of the green powder which is more like aqua table sugar and do a few squirts of the as-yet unopened battle spray under my tongue?
 
I'll buy a couple dozen more Battle Candies. When you guy's decide to come to San Diego for the big Road Trip 2000 we can have a Battle Candy candy battle. Maybe modify some PEZ dispensers with CO2 cartridges and turn them into PEZ shooters? Licorice cat-o-nine tail whips? Garottes made from candy necklaces?
 
No, no, I can’t be trusted with gum. I’ll just eat it! This is on you, my friend.
 
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