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    #61
    Mia culpa. I went back twice and couldn't find your post. … and now I see...
    It's poetry, ATU. I don't have favorite poetry because it's poetry. But the book opened to page 120. It's all sub-Vogon, at best. I need pictures.

    May 19

    The fat black cat
    has been coming to our back door
    Moirrrr?
    she says
    as if asking a question

    I pour milk in the bowl
    and the fat black cat
    slurp slurps
    and then sits back
    staring at me
    her tail slapping slowly
    on the ground
    shisk shisk

    Moirrrr?

    Skitter
    skitters up
    and leaps forward
    her front paws
    occasionally landing
    in the bowl
    and
    the fat black cat
    licks the top
    of Skitter's head
    and the turns
    and saunters away
    apparently
    satisfied.
    Dabs well with others
    Pineapple Kush Fem - 4 x 5 gal - 09/19
    3'x3'x6' tent
    Big Bud regular - 2 x 3 gal - 10/10
    2'x3'x4-1/2' tent
    Sunshine
    HLG 360 Elite
    Viparspectra 350W LED
    Fox Farm Ocean Forest soil
    Fox Farm nutes
    FF nutes foliar spray
    Cal-Mag
    Root Excelurator Gold

    Comment


    • alltatup
      alltatup commented
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      You're quite the poet, GB.

    #62
    Not me, babe. It's the book. Here's my poem

    Some roses are red (I'm trying not to generalize)
    Violets are not (thus, the name)

    That's where I get stuck. I get too... I don't know... analytical?
    Dabs well with others
    Pineapple Kush Fem - 4 x 5 gal - 09/19
    3'x3'x6' tent
    Big Bud regular - 2 x 3 gal - 10/10
    2'x3'x4-1/2' tent
    Sunshine
    HLG 360 Elite
    Viparspectra 350W LED
    Fox Farm Ocean Forest soil
    Fox Farm nutes
    FF nutes foliar spray
    Cal-Mag
    Root Excelurator Gold

    Comment


    • alltatup
      alltatup commented
      Editing a comment
      I know, GB: I wish you could simply unwind and quit thinking sometimes...

    • Gingerbeard
      Gingerbeard commented
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      The thing about not thinking is when I start thinking again I have a whole bunch of pent up thoughts I didn't think when the time was appropriate.

    • Gingerbeard
      Gingerbeard commented
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      … to think them.

    #63
    These are two of my " furry helpers" long haired is young about 7months darker one is 5+yrs we are not sure they are both rescues. Anyway i was on a early a.m. walk around the gardens here i found 3 dead fat rodents that older cat had killed and young kitty learning the ropes.
    Smoke Ganja create Peace Respect Nature don't trash the Planet

    Soil grower with coco/perlite mixed in
    indoor/outdoor grower
    1 4x4x8 tent -veg.& flower - 2 viparspectraR450 =400watts from the wall it's what matters to me not the best old tech but it works for our needs.
    1 3x3x6 tent- used in late spring for seedlings both veggies & weed. I have 1 viparspectar 450r for that tent.
    I use a t-5 & 54watt CFL for seedlings
    Sometimes i use plastic sometimes i use fabric grow containers
    Currently using fish/guano during veg growth (outdoor only)
    FF Grow Big 6-4-4
    Age Old Organics Bloom 5-10-5

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    • alltatup
      alltatup commented
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      Damn! You Oregonians have large rats!!! You go kitties!!!!!

    #64
    I have a sign for my door. I didn't realize how deep it is.

    Dog
    She will bark but
    will not go past
    the gate.

    Deep, baby. Deep.


    Dabs well with others
    Pineapple Kush Fem - 4 x 5 gal - 09/19
    3'x3'x6' tent
    Big Bud regular - 2 x 3 gal - 10/10
    2'x3'x4-1/2' tent
    Sunshine
    HLG 360 Elite
    Viparspectra 350W LED
    Fox Farm Ocean Forest soil
    Fox Farm nutes
    FF nutes foliar spray
    Cal-Mag
    Root Excelurator Gold

    Comment


    • SoOrbudgal
      SoOrbudgal commented
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      Fur real Gingerbeard i'm rolling up my pant legs as i read this that is deep. alltatup i can make a small blanket out of the fur this cat has brought me if i were a skinner LOL

    • Gingerbeard
      Gingerbeard commented
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      Lookin' fer a cat skinner, 're ya SoOrbudgal? Could be y' could shave yer cat, wait 'till the cat gits hairy 'gin, shave it, repeat. Imma gonna go check some youtube videos 'bout the cat skinnin' bid'ness cus that'n what ye asked fer. I'll get back to you 'fter I watch all the videos about cat skinnin' and git my tek-neek down. I'm willing to learn a new trade, this late in life.
      Gonna hear it from ATU. Don't even want to mention her name.

    • alltatup
      alltatup commented
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      I'll say that bullshit is deep.

    #65
    Crap. Look, alltatup my tapdancing jellyfish. Take #64.2 at face value. I'm only trying to help my fellow forumer Miss SoOrbudgal The first thing I did was give an alternative to cat filleting. First thing. Who was it that posted a picture of the shaved cat? See, it wasn't me and it wasn't my idea to shave the cat at all. Someone else gets the blame. Some you folk blame me for atrocities I have yet to commit.

    Then I offered to go back and learn a trade after 10 years of ain't gettin' no skoolin'. Nor having worked for nigh on 7 years. Vivisection and dissection on any animal are not things I do. Otherwise, by now, I'd be known as the Gingerbeard Slayer. Which I am not. I am also not financially able to pay for a higher education and would have to find a way to pay for it. It would be a struggle but I would take one for Team Nebula Fourside.

    December 17. Page 49. Remember, this is Vogon poetry. I am much better because I have no Vogon in my genealogy. The bit in parentheses is not by me. It's part of the poem. The word 'mean' in the last line is crossed out in the book. I don't know how to do a strike-out so just use a Sharpie or grease pencil to mark it out on your screen for full effect.

    Why did the man
    throw the cat
    out the window?

    He wanted to hear
    it say
    "Me-OW!"

    (I made that up.
    I thought it was very funny
    but maybe you won't like it.
    I will try to stop saying
    mean things
    about mean cats.)
    Dabs well with others
    Pineapple Kush Fem - 4 x 5 gal - 09/19
    3'x3'x6' tent
    Big Bud regular - 2 x 3 gal - 10/10
    2'x3'x4-1/2' tent
    Sunshine
    HLG 360 Elite
    Viparspectra 350W LED
    Fox Farm Ocean Forest soil
    Fox Farm nutes
    FF nutes foliar spray
    Cal-Mag
    Root Excelurator Gold

    Comment


    • Gingerbeard
      Gingerbeard commented
      Editing a comment
      I said nothing about critical thinking RagWeedDWC. I said rarely useful trivia.

    • RagWeedDWC
      RagWeedDWC commented
      Editing a comment
      Ah, good point.

    • alltatup
      alltatup commented
      Editing a comment
      Here's a paradox for ya: No comment.

    #66
    Dabs well with others
    Pineapple Kush Fem - 4 x 5 gal - 09/19
    3'x3'x6' tent
    Big Bud regular - 2 x 3 gal - 10/10
    2'x3'x4-1/2' tent
    Sunshine
    HLG 360 Elite
    Viparspectra 350W LED
    Fox Farm Ocean Forest soil
    Fox Farm nutes
    FF nutes foliar spray
    Cal-Mag
    Root Excelurator Gold

    Comment


    • alltatup
      alltatup commented
      Editing a comment
      Thas what I'm talkin 'bout.

    #67
    Can also be carried by pets.

    https://www.google.com/search?q=og+c...64773649352642
    Dabs well with others
    Pineapple Kush Fem - 4 x 5 gal - 09/19
    3'x3'x6' tent
    Big Bud regular - 2 x 3 gal - 10/10
    2'x3'x4-1/2' tent
    Sunshine
    HLG 360 Elite
    Viparspectra 350W LED
    Fox Farm Ocean Forest soil
    Fox Farm nutes
    FF nutes foliar spray
    Cal-Mag
    Root Excelurator Gold

    Comment


      #68
      Well hell. Everything worked last night. Damn thing won't even work for me. Forgot you saw anything.
      Dabs well with others
      Pineapple Kush Fem - 4 x 5 gal - 09/19
      3'x3'x6' tent
      Big Bud regular - 2 x 3 gal - 10/10
      2'x3'x4-1/2' tent
      Sunshine
      HLG 360 Elite
      Viparspectra 350W LED
      Fox Farm Ocean Forest soil
      Fox Farm nutes
      FF nutes foliar spray
      Cal-Mag
      Root Excelurator Gold

      Comment


        #69
        From post #58. Select everything, right mouse click, select 'Read Aloud Selection' To the far right of the dropdown toolbar, you can play with the voice options.
        Ode to the forum member gingerbeard

        Oh gingerbeard please put to rest
        those heavy feelings 'pon your chest;
        we'd love for you to stay and chat,
        just don't be hatin on my cat.

        At times someone will try to snipe,
        It's time to pause and light a pipe.
        To leave us please don't make a beeline,
        please show some kindness to my feline.

        Life is short, too short to squander:
        All I ask is that you ponder
        The joys of friendship with a pussy,
        Dogs are fine, just don't be fussy.
        Dabs well with others
        Pineapple Kush Fem - 4 x 5 gal - 09/19
        3'x3'x6' tent
        Big Bud regular - 2 x 3 gal - 10/10
        2'x3'x4-1/2' tent
        Sunshine
        HLG 360 Elite
        Viparspectra 350W LED
        Fox Farm Ocean Forest soil
        Fox Farm nutes
        FF nutes foliar spray
        Cal-Mag
        Root Excelurator Gold

        Comment


          #70
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          "That's your fortress of fucking solitude. That puts you, for the rest of your life, at a level of fuck you. Somebody wants you to do something, fuck you. Boss pisses you off, fuck you! Own your house. Have a couple bucks in the bank. Don't drink"

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            #71
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            If you want to grow top shelf bud, do some research: https://www.growweedeasy.com.

            Growing since July 21, 2016
            2 BCNL Roommate hydro boxes w/ 400w COB LEDs, Future Harvest nutes
            Grow # 12: Cookies Gelato, Hulkberry, Royal Gorilla & Triple G by RQS;
            EmDog (Humboldt SO), 2si2 (Barneys), Granddad Purp (Blimburn), Kosher Kush (Reserva Privada)

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              "That's your fortress of fucking solitude. That puts you, for the rest of your life, at a level of fuck you. Somebody wants you to do something, fuck you. Boss pisses you off, fuck you! Own your house. Have a couple bucks in the bank. Don't drink"

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                #73
                Morning coffee with my fur baby. Hes not only my growing partner but my hunting partner and best friend. We are attached at the hip
                Attached Files
                3'x3'x6'6" Sun Stream tent
                1000w Tolys led (cheap Amazon light)
                ProMix w mycorrhizae Ferts: schultz 10-15-10 liquid plant food
                No name towerfan
                2x white widow 1x Bruce Banner clone

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                • SoOrbudgal
                  SoOrbudgal commented
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                  Awww good ol hound.

                • alltatup
                  alltatup commented
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                  Looks like he needs more coffee!!!!

                #74
                My best friend.
                Attached Files

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                • SoOrbudgal
                  SoOrbudgal commented
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                  I hear ya there Xena looks kinda started from waking up LOL

                #75
                Meow meow, mi mi, sonny boy
                Smoke Ganja create Peace Respect Nature don't trash the Planet

                Soil grower with coco/perlite mixed in
                indoor/outdoor grower
                1 4x4x8 tent -veg.& flower - 2 viparspectraR450 =400watts from the wall it's what matters to me not the best old tech but it works for our needs.
                1 3x3x6 tent- used in late spring for seedlings both veggies & weed. I have 1 viparspectar 450r for that tent.
                I use a t-5 & 54watt CFL for seedlings
                Sometimes i use plastic sometimes i use fabric grow containers
                Currently using fish/guano during veg growth (outdoor only)
                FF Grow Big 6-4-4
                Age Old Organics Bloom 5-10-5

                Comment


                • alltatup
                  alltatup commented
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                  Could you please think up some CUTER names???????

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