Organic Grow-Barneys Farm; Red Diesel & Peyote Critical Kush

[PaganRich]

alltatup I`m afraid you might struggle if you ever get over here and go up North or West...mind you, would make a good TV sitcom I suppose

[alltatup]

PaganRich thanks for that clarification. A&E = ER; codpiece = jockstrap; 20 litre = 20 liter = 5 gallon. You posted the picture of the tea urn. I don't know how you got to a fella in my life with a giant member. I got totally lost there, but if you try to explain anything else in your strange and garbled English, I'm afraid I'll get even more confounded. Suffice it to say there are no tea urns, no giant sea urchins, no grotesquely large pants, no shopping carts, or any of that stuff.

[PaganRich]

alltatup Okay Atu...I`ll try and explain without getting booted off this site indefinitely...a codpiece is a fella container (you know what a bloke`s fella is, don`t you?) but not always. Sometimes he can have it housed inside just his armour and the codpiece is a bit of male bravado...bit like `Howay the lads` kinda thing (A chant from supporters of Newcastle FC whom I kinda support off and on but that`s another story)....so, you implied a fella could fill a 20litre tea urn which would make it a substantial bit of male equipment so I said you`d need to use a mobility aid so that you wouldn`t put your back out or pull your urogenital diaphragm but with the old `meat and 2 veg` here the basket could then support the nuts (gonads) which we can assume may also have increased disproportionally in size, to the rest of the torso. Baring the fact that you would probably need a blood transfusion if anything stirred, you should be able to make it to A&E. How you would have a wazz (slash/urinate) without putting your back out is another matter best left for future consideration but would probably require a Health & Safety Heavy Lifting Risk Assessment at the very least. Now, trousers are a garment designed for the lower limbs that in men, contain said `crown jewels` (Same as fella, meat and 2 veg, etc-get the picture-well, not literally I hope and if so, I didn`t send it) but if your fella can fill a 20 litre tea urn then the average Levi 501`s won`t have the give or space so you would need to add the mother of all gussets to facilitate wearing your trousers and Adam & Eve is rhyming slang for believe-would you Adam & Eve it...would you believe it. Finally, that little handcart is a mobility frame and I feel, robust enough for anyone in that predictament but the way this conversation is going and considering how large some folk can get (no pun intended), it may indeed be necessary for a more robust contraption to be supplimented. I think I covered all bases here and provided evidence of the rich diversity of words housed within my land`s humble and fair language, my curious, little American shieldmaiden.
Ps...A&E Accident and Emergency department housed in our hospitals

[alltatup]

Buds!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[alltatup]

I swear pagan, it's like we speak two distinct languages. I am totally confused now: is that little hand cart for carring your codfish around? I don't know what A&E is. Hand made trousers???? Basket for gonads? Adam and Eve it?????

[LurkingInTheGrass]

You say it like there are other ways to get oranges from the supermarket?

[PaganRich]

duckman It is a minefield mate

[duckman]

to answer your question, PaganRich, my vcr tape box (ah, the golden years of vcr...) has Spinal Tarp copyrighted 1983. I think we'll have to give you this one!

[PaganRich]

Canuck147 You`ll get over it mate. Time, a good woman and lots of weed and you may just...just make a recovery. Now Wanda Jackson-that`s different-man, her voice is fire in my veins and a hoarse throat from howling at the moon

[Canuck147]

Late 70's I took a huge liking to Rory Gallager.

[PaganRich]

Peyote Critical Kush-just shy of 3 weeks but decided to defoliate. I`ve also experimented with dropping the Vipar to 18" above girls` canopy but leaves started to show heat stress so I raised up to 19". Whilst not as tall as another of this strain I am just as happy as this is the height I was aiming for.
Pics 1-2 before the blades started to whirl
Pics 3-4 After. I have to say that I`m particularly pleased with this defoliation. The 2 lasses I showed above have bounced back without missing a beat and I expect this lass to do the same but I really was able to read this lass & where I thought future big leaves could develop from smaller ones currently in situ and blocking light, I removed. The reason here being, this is it...no further work from myself til Harvest or she keels over from nervous exhaustion.. I am pleased with how she looks and trundling along...long may it continue
Just noticed, pic has my 2 exhaust tubes in sight. I use these to heat my house and burn shed loads of incense to effectively mask any odours-reckon I could give the Sistine Chapel a run for it`s money in the nasal department

[duckman]

note to me: don't mention codpieces again..TMI...

[PaganRich]

duckman Bad News lad myself but then big fan of Bottom and Young Ones...Spinal Tap though has got to be, what early 80`s?

[duckman]

"oh, how they danced, the little children of Stonehenge..." (apologies to Spinal Tap)

[PaganRich]

alltatup I don`t mean to be crude but if your fella`s size-not you obviously, being a lass and all-could fill a 20litre tea urn I`d recommend getting down to A&E asap. And not by bus either. Saying that, cost a fortune in hand made trousers and you`d probably need a wheelbarrow or some form of mobility aid like one of those walking frames that act as a seat-now that would work though you`d need to drap a curtain or towel over it for modesty sake. I have attached a picture of said support just to clarify any points of confusion-You could use the basket to keep the gonads in...also, a todger can be a Tallywacker, a John Thomas, togger, meat puppet, chopper, custard launcher, yer lad, Master John Goodfellow, old chap, me fella (as in:Jesus! Just caught me ole fella in me zip...fair bought tears to me poor eyes it did-and this does happen rather regularly-not to me though as I wear undies and have buttons on my jeans), pecker, hairy canary, weapon, plonker and about 20 other assorted names which I found contained within a highly informative article on penis slang names. Now, would you Adam & Eve it, eh? Us blokes. So, just to clear up any confusion