Vacation weed

[dontknownuttin]

"D cell Maglites shoved up every orifice" flying is such fun!.

[StickyFingers]

Thanks for posting that Locked Up Abroad, dontknownuttin. Never seen the show before. Those guys paid a heavy price for their foolishness, didn't they? I don't think Joker wants to take quite that much weed to Florida, but I'm sure the Homeland Security folks have their cattle prods ready and waiting just in case. Y'know, Joker, you could always go to a more weed friendly state for your vacation. I agree that I'd much rather be in Florida than Ohio in the winter, but California is nice in the winter too and we now have legal recreational marijuana. You can now go to Vegas and get high while you gamble away the family fortune. Take a summer vacation and go to Colorado, Oregon, and Washington. I'll go with you...and I'll bring the stash.

[OlldDude]

I had to fly everywhere when I was working. I was an engineer, so i always carried a fancy (HP 48GX) calculator. In the back there were data card and memory sard slots. I used to double seal a bag and put it in the card slot. Worked every time! I had a tsa guy eyeball it, told him it was a calculator. He had me turn it on, I was good to go.
im not saying you should try it, it's been five years since I've been on a plane....retired!
i only did it on domestic flights!!

[StickyFingers]

OlldDude I'm too scared to even think about doing something like that. I'd be standing in line with the calculator, the TSA guy would give me the evil eye, reach for the calculator...and I'd pee all over myself. Then I'd be wet, smelly, humiliated and busted. Then they break out the Maglites...Hope you're enjoying your retirement 'Dude.

[dontknownuttin]

This is where my wife and I go for vacation.

[dontknownuttin]

I recommend the wake and bake complementary breakfast.

[dontknownuttin]

Many destinations offered! WHO NEEDS A CRUISE when you could do this?

[dontknownuttin]

Free candy in every room green!

[Rilfan]

I apologize for bumping...just my thoughts...

If you're of legal age in respective states, this purely informational advice is for you (I'm talking personal use buying in a legal state legally. You traffickers can fuck off): I may or may not know of a guy who brought stuff back with them from Denver. Did a ton of research beforehand and basically if you get caught they just tell you to throw it away, and if they call the police, they don't give a shit either, unless you're trying to take like a whole backpack full of bud (one guy did a few years ago and they called the DEA). You can get fined however at Denver Airport, but that's rare. If you have a medical card, they're even more lenient if they find your stash.

ALWAYS take in carry-on. They're more likely to search checked bags than your carry-on. Make sure your bag is packed properly and won't flag for something stupid like a shampoo bottle or charger cords placed in the wrong spot. Don't try to hide it. Leave in plain site like any other legal item you would be traveling with. If they do need to search you bag, ask if you can help them find what they're looking for. My buddy had toothpaste one time and saved Tsa the hassle of emptying his whole bag by showing them where it was. FYI tsa is looking for threats to national security. They specifically say in their website that they aren't looking for drugs. Plus their xRay machines can't see dick in terms of identifying pot on a scanner. Don't be nervous. Act normal. They're looking for people who are on edge. Also the dogs are bomb sniffing dogs, not drug dogs. They only do one or the other, not two tasks simultaneously. Some border airports may have drug dogs, but definitely not in places where pot is legal. Also probably not a good idea to use bags that may contain residue from things such as fireworks or ammo. I know of firework employees being stopped by sensors because they had residue from the stores on their shoes. If you're super paranoid, bring back edibles in your carry-on and checked bag. Split between the two in repackaged items. Don't leave them in their original containers. Edibles will be translucent on the monitor like any other legal food. No sweat. Another option is disposable vape pens that hold concentrate. Many aren't labeled as THC and they look exactly like an e cig to the untrained eye (if they recognize it, they probably use pot too). Check out o.pen ish- not great but very discreet and cheap. Vape pens MUST be kept in your carryon per tsa regulations as the cabin is pressurized unlike where checked bags are kept. Also people have mentioned leakage when placing cartriges in checked baggage. You could also take joints in cigarette boxes. No one will know. There are even people who take whole buds on the plane, but personally I don't have the balls to do that. Please don't get super baked before a flight. If a flight attendant notices you're severely impaired, they can rightly refuse boarding or remove you from a plane. You need to be able to safely follow their directions.

Lastly, a word of warning: it is a federal offense, felony, to transport narcotics across state lines. It's even more of an offense if you're taking stuff across country lines (e.g. Canada). All in all, flying is probably the safest option, but it's still a risk. You can decide what level of risk you're willing to take. Tsa knows it happens and they frankly don't give a flying fuck what Jeff Sessions says. Do not, I repeat, do not try to drive it out of a legal state. Cops are on the lookout in adjacent states and you can get really fucked. I know of someone who got felony drug trafficking charges for doing that, even though it wasn't the intent. Also don't mail it. The post office is actually quite bad ass at investigations and will catch you or stop your package eventually, not to mention the added charge of using the postal service for fraud. I'm not condoning any of this, but that's the facts and easiest ways to do it.

The problem with *any* container that claims to be smell proof is, they are unless you contaminate the item itself unknowingly. Cars are smell proof too, but the dogs find the car because you handled weed and then opened the door, contaminating the door handle. Ditto for anything. If you're handling your smelly bong or smelly weed, and putting it in inside the smell proof bags in that pack, the items in the pack may not smell, but the pack likely still will because you've handled it with contaminated hands from the objects you're trying to hide.

So, a smell proof container is one step of the process. Learning not to contaminate yourself and then contaminate things you handle is the other step. And if you learn that, any backpack is going to work because you can drop it in a simple small jar or pill bottle and put that in the pack and neither will smell as you've kept your hands clean.

I use those freezer bags with an actual zipper on the top https://bestoutdooritems.com/best-sm...oof-backpacks/ Not the ziplock one which are not smellproof. I put the baggie with the weed in normal ziplock bag then put the ziplock bag inside a bigger proper zipper freezer bag. All surfaces should be swabbed with alcohol as well.

[Weed Pharma]

I wouldn't fly or drive with it. It's still a federal crime and transporting across state lines brings it into the Feds realm (seeds too)- even if all states traveled have allow cannabis usage.
TSA indicates they are not looking for cannabis- but if they come across it- local law enforcement is called.
While they will let you go, you may miss your flight.

Dogs are trained for terpenes and any concentrate or food would still have it- also the cartridges take the thc extract and ADD terpenes to make it vape better.
I had hemp rope in my carryon in the Carribean and the dog alerted - but after 3 additional bag checks- I was free to go home.
That said, most dogs today are trained for explosives.

I have made coconut oil and shipped a small quantity via commercial carrier (Not USPS) to a non-legal state and then made a batch of brownie on arrival- leaving any left overs behind.

And yeah- just buy some at your destination.