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After deliberation and several calls to bring back all of the defense witnesses... the jury Forman came out to hand the verdict to the judge, but he was just as red eyed as the defendant. Ultimately the verdict was a hung jury. They said they needed to smoke more of the evidence to prove it was mj beyond a reasonable doubt. 😂
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Is this wrong because he's smoking weed in front of a judge or because he's smoking indoors? And what was he going to use as an ashtray? Did he bother to light incense?
He should have vaped.
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The case was dismissed, one of the Deputies who seized the joint accidentally flushed it down the toilet and walked out of the mens room with bloodshot eyes and stinking like a passenger in the back seat of Cheech and Chongs WV van.Last edited by MJTECH; 02-03-2020, 05:55 PM.
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Today was the day of our apartment's sprinkler inspection. Some dude I didn't know and my cool maintenance dude were coming around so dude I didn't know could shine his flashlight on all our recessed sprinkler heads. Including the ones in the closets. Like, where I have my tent. Heh. What could I do? I figured the two dudes would hit my neighbor's place, first. They're the ones with the 36x96x84"tall tent. Open the front door and it's the firs thing you see. On the left is a wall. Straight ahead is the kitchen. On the right is the tent. I figured I could shluff off my pup tent with their cabin.
I happened to catch a glimpse of Sprinkler Dude coming up our stairs. I'll sneeze marbles if he wasn't a Man of the Beard! Nipple length luxury. I'll poop a cat if he wasn't a true ginger! Dabber ran out to see Walter (maintenance dude) and Sprinkler Dude when they were going in another apartment. Sprinkler Dude was probably 9' tall if he wasn't 6'-4" and 300#'s. Work coveralls. Beanie. Dabber took a look at him and went right up. Crazy.
They didn't go to the neighbor's, first. My door was open so they came in. As you walk into my bedroom (for those who don't know) the two orange extension cords I have for my tent are straight ahead. Not so stealthily hidden below a plant. He slid open one closet door, sprinkler. Slid open the other closet door, no sprinkler. Instead, funny looking canvas cube with a 6" diameter, sliver duct wound up on the top. The tent flaps were partially open and the LED was on. Didn't phase him a single bit. He walks out, gives me a casual, "Looks good." and left for the neighbors.
I asked the neighbor what happened. Sprinkler Dude pretty much walked by the cabin with the same attitude. No vent but his two, 600watt LED's were nice and bright and inside fans were blowing. Walter knows. Doesn't care. His ability to keep a secret is valuable in my organization.
I am heck bent on getting another tent and put it somewhere in the open. Damn the man!C'mon, mule!
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Those are some cute little ribs, Farmall
Let me introduce you to Salt Lick Barbecue in Driftwood, Texas. I dare you to order the taster plate. Some of every bit of what you see is brought out to you like you're the Queen of Sheba. Or order the all-you-can-eat. That's just ludicrous.1 PhotoC'mon, mule!
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Rwise I ate a prickly pear cactus once to impress some friends. I got all the peel off, thinking I got all the pricklies off. I did. But I missed the pricklies that were at the top of the fruit that were buried inside. They're real fine little things, those pricklies. There isn't a dam thing you can do about it except wait and keep a brave face. And wonder if they're small enough for my stomach to munch up before I... uh... I imagine that's what eating uncooked stinging nettle might be like.
We also have natal plums. Another unpleasant experience you might glean from above. With Grandma, that time. It's easier to ask for first aid than it is to ask for permission. Natal plums are way harder to palate.C'mon, mule!
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Now we take the prickly pears and make jam, cook up the leaf,, yummy! And the stinging nettle (etc.) was put in the poke salad and cooked with bacon fat
The natal plum is a beautiful tropical shrub. Like Indian hawthorn, it is used frequently in commercial landscapes. Its pretty white flowers are star-shaped and fragrant and produce edible red fruit. However, only the fruit is edible; the rest of the plant is toxic.Oct 20, 2019
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make some tea from that nettle if you have arthritis
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Natal plum is one of the smelly plants we get. It can be pretty if maintained but always nasty to brush against. Also star jasmine, mock orange, rosemary, various citrus, loquat. The neighborhood is a cacophony of perfume. Throw in the poop and pee miasmas from people who don't take care of their yard dogs, seagull poop blowing in off the ocean, and the Tijuana sewage river, a person can be real confused about what just happened on a dog walk.
We call the leaves 'nopales.' Living where I do, neighbors cook up lots of nopales. Just slimy enough not to be too slimy. Grandma made natal plum jelly, once. Once. Said it was a horrible experience to pick an prepare the fruit.
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