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You know what i love?

This website is becoming more influenced by Aholes than serious grow info with all these newbies just spamming whatever they want.
 
Back to the loving.
I love old western TV shows.
Rampant, unchecked misogyny in the costuming, dialog, and treatment of women. Sexual assault for dramatic purposes.
Half-hearted attempts at white hats' attempts to get people to use less demeaning racial epithets.
Manlier men than the Marlboro Men. The manly men did not smoke but the occasional cheroot. The manly men could get shot in the face but shake it off when shit got serious. Compassionate manly men that shot people every day, but never in the nuts.
Rampant, unchecked misandry over men with serious mommy issues by leather and chaps clad women in spurs. Some with whips. Hot women. You can have gutt-bugly good guys but the bad gals were always smoking hot. Momma!!! Shake those spurs!!!
I love teaching our children that solving problems by shooting them is not okay until you are an adult. Unless something old-westerny happens. Then it's okay for little Timmy to pop a cap in ol' black hat's ass, as it were.
The times when the town took care of their drunk.
When a woman shoots a man, it is because she loves him.
If a man shoots a woman, it is because she loves him.
If a woman steps in front of a bullet for a man, it is because she loves them both. She figures if dude doesn't kill other dude, he will not get hanged for murder.
No matter what happens, no matter who gets shot in the face... or nuts, whoever needs to get tossed off a cliff, never-but-never hurt the horse.
Sigh. You old people really knew what was what.
 
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'Dad, why did you start smoking?'
'I wanted to be like the Marlboro Man, son.'
'Wasn't one or more of the Marlboro Man men gay.'
'Shut up, son. Go get me a Bartles and Jaymes.'
 
Now, some of you may think brain tapeworms are not funny if you have ever thought about brain tapeworms at all. Really, you have to take it in context and know your audience.
I am not going to single out the baconeers around here. You know who you are. Those of us who are not you know who you are by the involuntary scratching of the head area where the brain is traditionally located.
Tapeworm larvae in brain linked to underdone bacon (bbc.com)​
 
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Canadian style bacon, my favorite, worms defeated.
 
Pork in all its wonderful varieties is a staple in my household. No issue with brain parasites either.
 
...itchy... No issue with brain parasites... yet. Bluey ...something inside...​
Next time your head itches, one of those transient itches that seems to move when you scratch, I want you to remember this conversation and focus on the 3% of your irrational fear that Gingerbeard might be right.
...itchy...
 
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Mohammed sorted the problems with pork killing the Muslims rather easily. That was a huge public health issue prior to The Quran.
 
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