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You know what i hate?

This fits under a myriad of hate categories.

I'm taking a dab. Out of the fucking blue I hear thunder! There has been no rain in our forecast for months and I have not seen it in our future forecast.
Thought it might be someone rolling a garbage bin. Thought, for a second, it might be thunder. But it couldn't be! Right?
Then I thought... really.... bombs. Fucking bombs. The state of the world bugs me.
 
Door-to-door poll taker people. Even young and attractive ones with long hair. Her friend was less attractive.
Take the hint when asked for a particular reason for something. When someone says, "I think all politicians [self-censored}. Anything I say [self censored II. Tell me about your hair!"
I was extremely nice. Probably because I have a thing for long hair. Not a fetish. Just a thing. That last was paraphrasing the gist of my perceived state of things and people in places here and there.
This is not politics.
 
Y' know... I'm going to have to think about that Blowdout2269 . But maybe not share.
Didn't get a look at her feet or earlobes. Hair covered the earlobes, and she was wearing sensible, door-to-door poller chick shoes. No stilettos. No Abby Sciuto's platform Doc Martins.
I did raise an eyebrow at her flush to my unbridled honesty in four words. The third word was 'and'. Shouldn't count. Honesty in three words. None of them swears.​
 
You know what I hate............stealth black olives. Got a salad for lunch trying to eat all healthy and shit. All hiding under the romaine. They're black because they taste like they are decomposing. And onions. fuck them too.
 
You are the first person I have been acquainted with who doesn't like olives. No shit. Onions? Sure. Folks don't like onions.
But, even kids with fussy appetites like olives.
Eating a salad is not going healthy. Lettuces are water and a little fiber. Eating a salad with lots of veggies for a meal every day is going healthy. And backing that up with less beer. Yeah! I fing said it! Go with a light/girlie beer. Avoid the carbs. Hey! How about a nice fresh fruit juice, instead? I know a guy who can make you fresh mushroom lemonade. Hmm???
I can say this because you are my Bro Jangles.
 
I hate spam. Spam, too. But I'm talking about spam.
I am not joking when I say it has been more than a year since I got one. I will go so far as to say it has been over two years. But Hell if I didn't get one, yesterday. I haven't been able to talk about it until now. I feel so dirty! Where the hell did I go that would get me spam?
I don't remember what it was for. My Constitutional rights to choice of toilet paper? I really don't remember. Felt real sleazy when I went to select the email to send to spam. Had to go wash off my pointer.
How do you other click-bait bait-clickers deal with it? I'm afraid to check my email. Why does my arm itch?
 
I didn't say I hate all olives brodiddly. Just the black ones. Onions I hate all of them equally. And I love spam. Saltilicous.
 
There are too many types of black olives for you to hate them all. Stuffed olives are the bestest.
You know why I don't go to Hawai'i? Spam. They say the state food of HI is the coconut muffin. Well, it ain't. Not unless there is spam mixed in. I would rather eat bologna or pimento loaf.
That is a category of food I do not like: any type of loaf. Loaf. Even hate the word. Loaf. Loaf. Loaf. Say it enough times and it sounds like a sound effect.
"The 800 pound gorilla sat on the leather couch with a great loaf."
 
Meatloaf.......I hate meatloaf. Pimento loaf just the same. I remember as a kid having to eat liverwurst. Who the hell thought that was tasty. That shit sucked. I love queen's stuffed with pimento pepper but that's as far as our relationship goes. Queens and jalapenos now we're talking. Spam and eggs over easy.......clearly you have not lived.
 
Totally agree, pimento has no place in meatloaf. Meatloaf with pork and beef, and topped with bacon (praise the lard!), however, can be delicious. I have no idea what a pimento loaf is, but I'm confident I wouldn't like it.

I also agree that liverwurst is one of the worst liver concoctions ever devised. Hey, I know, I put some in my mouth it once. Once.
 
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