New dentist paperwork. Said I hadn't seen a dentist in 10 years.
Dentist reads paperwork, chuckles, says, 'I guess it's time for your 10 year checkup.' Xrays are good. Nothing loose. He spends no more than five seconds in my mouth, with a pick.
When he was done, he gave me a crow-eating, one eyebrow raise and said, 'I guess I'll see you again in another 10 years. You've probably been told you will have those the rest of your life.'
I'm cool with dentists because we have very little to do with each other.