A three dollar robbery. In the day, during winter, we used to play cards, games, drink, smoke weed & cigs, myself and unemployed construction worker guy friends, at my house. Pizza delivery man used to bring us beer, cigs, whatever we needed, plus the food. Just have to treat them right. Speaking of pizza, I was really hangry Tuesday night, I don't usually have much appetite. My credit card was charged, texts kept giving delivery update times with icons, then it went grey. I never received a delivery. Thursday night I ordered from a family-owned pizza joint, there's still some left. But I was very hungry Tuesday, they finally texted at 11 pm about the order being cancelled. Yeah, when it hit the two-hours old mark I called, told them I didn't want That one. I used to keep a McD's cup of Coke in my console, in case I needed to dissolve or disguise something. We had more fun in our 20's without getting arrested than anyone could get away with now. Nobody got hurt, I was never riding with someone who got a DUI and I never got one. One school holiday I was with two teacher gal friends, we went to our favorite state park, had a Miller pony pack with us. I cracked a bottle while the driver was still parking, a ranger saw it, the teachers were freaking out worried their names would be in the newspaper. We got a park offense, cheap and never published. One night at 3 a.m. I parked behind my apt and fell asleep with the car running. The chief of police knocked on the car window, told me to go inside to sleep. I was hammered, we shared a birthday. One night my cousin Larry, who always had a Fris w/weed & papers under his car seat, stopped to catch one after the bars closed, he was having trouble parking, he always drove a mopar boat car. Then I saw more headlights in the alley, listened to the cop: What's this, Lawrence? That's nothin'. Cop: You know you bumped that car while trying to park. Oh, that's Bob upstairs car, he doesn't care. The cop just drove away. The good ole days.