Okay. I have a pine nut story. By every dab I have taken. By every seed I have planted. I swear what I'm about to say is true.
After our last kerfluffle about pine nuts, I took Dabber out for a walk. Again, I am completely serious. There was an in-shell pine nut on my patio!
I am on the third floor of a building. As hard as I can think about it, the only pinions I think there might be are at elevation in our mountains. Perhaps north in Torrey Pines. Absolutely nothing around here.
Y'all gotta believe me. I never use words like 'completely serious' and I never care what people think about what I say. This, you gotta believe me.