Mother fucking cats and cat owners piss me the mother fuck off! The cat owners who let their cats out to go to the bathroom and do what cats do, that is. If I find a cat near my plants again, or in a common area I frequent, I will be spraying it with as much vinegar (sans water) I can put on it with a squirt gun. It will be a cup if I see one in the planter below my patio.
If another fucking person tells me it's not their cat or that they don't let their cat out or saying it's just what cats do, I will fucking throw them off the fucking roof.
I am so not fucking joking.