JDU
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Omg I am sitting in the Walmart parking lot laughing too hard to drive!!!
So last night some damn stoner (& the wife don't smoke so - blush) left the cap off the molasses & the cat thought it seemed like something he needed to git into & spread around to attract ants so I'm at Walmsrt asking an employee if she has any unsulfered molasses. None on the shelves but her gun thing says there is a case in the back. On the way my boots click on the floor & she looks me up, boots, buckle, tie dye tshirt.... Corner of my eye I see her looking me up... just as I'm about to flash her an award winning "Thanks, you're cure too but I'm married" smile she pops off singing - I was walkin down Broadway, New York, New York I instinctively responded- Tony Lama boots & a Stetson hat, proud to be a country boy. By the time we got to "get into reggae cowboy shuffle them boots on the street" we were both literally dancing in the isle- ppl stopping & watching- & at "feel that reggae beat hey hey hey" we were yell/singing it. #makeamoment
So last night some damn stoner (& the wife don't smoke so - blush) left the cap off the molasses & the cat thought it seemed like something he needed to git into & spread around to attract ants so I'm at Walmsrt asking an employee if she has any unsulfered molasses. None on the shelves but her gun thing says there is a case in the back. On the way my boots click on the floor & she looks me up, boots, buckle, tie dye tshirt.... Corner of my eye I see her looking me up... just as I'm about to flash her an award winning "Thanks, you're cure too but I'm married" smile she pops off singing - I was walkin down Broadway, New York, New York I instinctively responded- Tony Lama boots & a Stetson hat, proud to be a country boy. By the time we got to "get into reggae cowboy shuffle them boots on the street" we were both literally dancing in the isle- ppl stopping & watching- & at "feel that reggae beat hey hey hey" we were yell/singing it. #makeamoment
