Worst plant ever

[Gingerbeard]

Gosh dang dense little colas, you say. Bushy as hell, you say. Healthiest plant you've seen all day, you say.

But gosh dang dang if this plant didn't grow the smallest, most gossamer fluffs of flowers or whatever the hell they are! I didn't top the plant or defoliate much more than a few leaves. Not only are there no trichomes, after fully fingering and fisting the entire plant I've decided the plant is so lack in stickiness that I am going to use them like butter on a Bundt pan.

Golly geez. An entire plant gone worthless. All my others are harvested.

Like a lot of you are saying, even by the coast, the weather is not great for starting my next..

 

[SoOrbudgal]

Well she sure has a healthy stock and lovely training. How wierd thought maybe quit cussing at her LOL she just may of said hmmmp and shut down :youre-killin-me: Naw just kiddin man i hate wasted light and time on little buggers

 

[Gingerbeard]

Gosh darn Charlie Brown Christmas tree of weed.

 

[Gingerbeard]

I don't even want to waste the air to dry it.

 

[Farmbuck]

Do you remember my last grow ?? At least your girl is still dress up !!

 

[Ckbrew]

Well look on the bright side. Is the glass half full or half empty? Them be little buggers. At least it is not a hemp plant.

 

[DeadlyFruit]

Are you sure it is ready to harvest? From the pics it looks like it could use a few more weeks, which would definitely help fatten the buds. could it just be a lot slower maturing than the other plants? Maybe it revegged or just got stressed somehow. Assuming the plant is ready for harvest I would keep the bud as trim for edibles - I find there is still lots of thc to be extracted when the plants are not overloaded with trichomes.

 

[Gingerbeard]

You mean autos???

 

[Gingerbeard]

Thanks for the positive, y'all . But, uhh... yeah. I wasn't joking when I said there are no trichomes. Even with a loupe. Only the innermost, lowermost bud sites even grew hairs. The associated leaves were bright green and very tissue in texture. There is no marijuana smell to it at all. Even the drying other plant hangers with attached sugar leaves smell like marijuana. That instead of the wet grass usually associated.

It was a bad batch of Cherry Kush from MSNL. One of the plants harvested at five weeks of flowering. Two were passable medium plants with lots of gossamer and a handful of good size top colas. Two of my plants are 97% tight nugs. The mains are great. Except for the topmost colas, CK is a popcorn nug plant. I will mention, in all this, that I'm dialed in with my grow setup. My last two Pineapple Kush grows were personally stellar. So, I get to blame the seeds, saving my macho self.

Since I blast, size doesn't matter much. I don't care how they look. I only care about trichomes.

I may have lied about using them to butter a Bundt pan. I was using stoners' license.

 

[PLreef]

I dont want to talk about the last grow. Lol it was..... errrrr....... rough to say the least

 

[UndergroundFarmer]

Have you seen the Dark Devil I just took down? Trichomes were the only things she got right! She clawed from two weeks old to harvest and damn near died on me twice. I'm going to try again in cooler weather.

 

[SoOrbudgal]

I never had luck with the dark devil autos :dead:

 

[Farmbuck]

Nope Gingerbeard ask PLreef he knows lollll Thank God they were photos lolll

 

[stump]

same here.

 

[Gingerbeard]

This glass is empty.

 

[Ckbrew]

That's what happened. No glass needed.

 

[UndergroundFarmer]

Oh well, misery loves company. I hope their Amnesia Haze photo is way better.

 

[Gingerbeard]

Got down to the post-harvest composting. The final cut was five days ago. My cuttings were all in black plastic liquor store bags. You know, the ones killing Willy, Nemo, and Aquaman. They were sweaty and blanched. Floor sweepings were crispy or at least super wilted and rolled up. Same same with any leaf in the tent or elsewhere found in my apartment.

Then I came across the bag of fans I cut from WPE (Worst Plant Ever.) four days ago. All of the leaves in the bag are in this condition. The ones in the middle of the bag, which should be pretty sweaty, are crumpled but perk back up with a little shake and feel like fan leaf sand paper. Momma plant has been in my drying tent since being cut. No water for over a week. But the damn thing looks like it does in the first picture! Still no stick nor stank.

 

[SoOrbudgal]

Damn wierd Gingerbeard hey i rhymed

 

[DeadlyFruit]

Wow that is crazy. I wonder if that strain has developed a bit of a waxy coating like a desert plant might have.