thats a cool pipe love it this is way off topic but try this some time , get yourself some dried milk you know the instant kind then when you know the wife is going to get home . from a rough day or tiring day. draw her a bath with the milk in it about a cup should do . put some music on that she likes with a dobbie or her new bowl beside the tub then spread some rose pettles to the door and put a note on the door telling her to enjoy. now here the rub you need to disappear for awhile so she can enjoy. you can add lavender to bath or any other thing she enjoys. I promise you will have a good time doing this because you know she is going to love it, and a better time afterwards. sorry to get so off topic but a man who would spend time to find and get something his wife would like for a birthday deserves a lucky night
