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Ok, that sucks ass, but can we make a pizza you can eat? My Sister cant have pizza either, for her its the crust.
 
The best pie around these parts is 45 minutes drive each way, I cant spell it or pronounce it, their in Bixby OK, and when I go there I call in, it takes 45 minutes for their pie to bake. I am a big eater, I can eat only 1 slice of this pizza.
 
I can make better pizza than I can buy, but its just so much easier, not to mention cheaper, I cant make this pie at home for 5 bucks
An original pizza, 1 crust, chopped basil, vine ripe Roma tomatoes in 1" cubes, Mozzarella 1" cubes. Cover crust with basil, then tomatoes and cheese and bake.
 
Wheres the meat?
I wasn't to fond of the pizza I got in the Chicago area, mostly because of the whole pickled pepperoncini peppers that squirted hot vinegar when bit.
 
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Its easy, just build a fire, toss the pie on it, set with bong and watch, left lid replace lid hit bong.
 
Gingerbeard WHAT ?? Canadian ham ?? Really ?? Ahhhhh la vache du jambon canadien !! I Hope you use Maple Leaf..! So yours is a cross between a Canadian strain with a Hawaiian strain. How would you call your hybrid pizza ? Purple Pork ?
 
Canadian ham is a cross between Canadian bacon and [American] ham. Like many things, Canadian ham doesn't exist until I say it does Farmbuck .

Think of the pizza as a hot ham sandwich. Add the sweetness and it's like having a glazed ham sandwich. Of course, I no longer eat pig or chicken because they are Satan's house-pets. Come to think of it, I never was a fan of pineapple on pizza.
 
A little lesson here Gingerbeard : Ham comes from the pork hind leg whereas Canadian bacon comes from the back of the pig. Sooooo back bacon is it Canadian or American hey ?

You want to insult an Italian put some pineapple on pizza and pray they wont send you a wrapped fish on your front door. I should know, wife is 75% Italian from Piemonte. Well her relatives.
 
I know that part of edible animals as back strap.
I don't want to insult Italians or Canadonians. I watch Peaky Blinders. Never want to get a black hand in the mail. My ex is Canadonian. Pissing her off... well... she's my ex.
 
I have to admit to liking the complete opposite to most people. I like a Hawaiian with mushrooms on a nice thick crust. I enjoy other pizzas but this is the one for a late night pizza after a bunch of beers. I will now exit this thread to avoid the abuse. 🙂
 
It's all about cooked fruit, to me. My family had a curried fruit recipe that was never missing from family gatherings and my mom's occasional hankering. Sweet needs to be room temperature or cold.
 
For the record Hawaiian pizza is not pizza. It is a mixture of Satan and the chick's from The View. It's horrible. Sorry DeadlyFruit , fight me...... lol 😆 🤣 😂
 
Rwise the day you posted this I had a small cheese pizza in the freezer. Added several green olives, tri-color peppers and a little bit of thin-sliced ham. Ate two small pieces, hid it in the microwave so the cat didn't walk on it. When I got home on 10/10 it looked like the day I put it in there. Everything in my fridge went bad, even the Kool-Aid tasted wrong. I lived on soda and rice krispies squares from Amazon until I got a ride and a loaf of bread, some chicken salad and my grape electrolyte Powerade Thursday.
 
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