What the bloody hell`s going on here?

[PaganRich]

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She`s doing very nicely in the bathroom however a leaf mutation has occurred which seems to show 2 leaves fused together plus what she`s looking like at the moment....she reminds me of that Queen song `Fat Bottomed Girl`

 

[alltatup]

'sblood!! She is interesting. She reminds me of Sir Mix a Lot's Baby got Back... I wonder if her cured herb will transform people into mutants, like in "The Fly"...

 

[LuckyAcres]

Man that looks badass! Please keep on posting!

 

[PaganRich]

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You will have to excuse these pics I`m afraid...just got a new phone after dropping the last one into the washing up which wasn`t as sad as it sounds....interesting pic of 3 leaf stems sticking out close together...had to chop leaves so you could see....it`s like 2-3 bigger stems have stayed together as the main stem....then pic of further up...still mutant ninja growth going on, then nice posed one as she keeps me company in my chill out room and finally as a happy pic....a water bucket thingy I picked up really cheaply at a small garden centre near mine....put a lily in....please note: Centre...re not er....the correct and only way to spell this bloody word like light not lite......it`s a little thing but these are important and don`t even get me started on how to say caribbean or aluminium....I honestly didn`t know for years that the American way of saying Aluminium was meant to be Aluminium...I mean, how? Ah well...hang loose my American friends ........Pirates of the Caribbbbbbb.........eeean or Pirates of the kara...be....an......Not Vikings though, you wouldn`t have a chance for linguistical debate with those lads cos your skull would`ve be cleaved in two by a battle axe As an aside, the highter, twangy American accent is meant to not have change much from the Founding Fathers days whereas in England it`s moved massively on thank the gods.....mind you...nowadays if you still go up North say Nottingham way and man alive it`s hard to figure out what they`re on about...for such a small island there`s a lot of muttering, spluttering, spit drooling dialects....you go in to buy a pint of milk and can seriously come out with a loaf of bread if you`re not careful

 

[alltatup]

Your mutant girl is lovely, Pagan, as is the lily: your green thumb is beyond dispute, but I'm not so sure about your linguistic and phonetic ramblings; how many of those pints did you quaff before you wrote this??

Allow me to say that the frenchified spellings you refer to--centre, theatre, lettre, buttre, maraudre, killre--well, they are pasé. Now, the Vikings--from the old Norse wika, thus "Vikings" should actually be pronounced witchings, but let's not argue about that, for I don't like to have my head cleaved. As for light (pronounced lig it), fight (fig it, from which the term fuck it is derived), flight (flig it) and all such words, I agree that the spelling should never be amerikanized, but these words are quite seriously mispronounced--especially in the British Isles.

As for a "twangy" Amerikan accent versus the evolved English of England: now that's a laugh (la gu huff). Have you actually LISTENED to how your people speak? And they never pronounce Gloucester correctly.

 

[PaganRich]

Well.....I have to say that any bloke that would dare argue with you would have to come with their A game....that was truly impressive and very informative as well....I like that kind of info....indeed my mate is a biker Warlock up North with his own Coven (pronounced har-py-like-wi-tch-es-tha-t-will-cas-trate-you-with-a-gl-ance) and another guy who is a Viking re-enactor (Bo-rn-too-lat-e-to-be-th-e-real-th-ing) I shall pass this on as a voice from the heathen void that corrected my audacity....if we cannot say Gloucester then surely we should get Worcester wrong and that madam, could be one step too far....thank you for cheering up a very mundane start to the day, I liked that

 

[alltatup]

I beg of you, oh great Pagan Axe Yielder, please don't tell those other guys; they sound very frightening, not at all the type to grow lilies and orchids...

 

[PaganRich]

Wielder woman, wielder....and ye of the silken tongue does not know your knowledge.....what about the Samurai lads and flower arranging as demonstrated in the first Blade film I believe....umm?

 

[alltatup]

Pagan, if they are both couth and cultivated, yet bloodthirsty and bellicose, then they are your true brothers. Thus, they are A-ok in my book. I will fear them not.

 

[PaganRich]

Smooth talking wench

 

[alltatup]

That's Dr. wench to you.

 

[PaganRich]

Makes you sound like an Aussie version of WD40 oil

 

[alltatup]

Nah, Pagan, you can call me wench. And something else that's been on my mind: I owe you an apology for bitching at you for putting up the picture of the gardener with her butt in the air. I hate censorship, and I tried to censor you. I'm sorry about that. As punishment, I will clean all the barnacles off of a langskip using only my hands.

 

[PaganRich]

Well....I had forgotten that so it`s no big deal and I would appreciate it if you could restrain yourself from handling my barnacles....I`m really not sure I can handle that kind of stress......by the way, whether deserved or not...most people are unable to say sorry I find, they`d rather leave ill will, lose friendships, etc than admit to something and just say sorry....for me there was nothing needing an apology but fair shout to you for having the balls to want to say it anyway......didn`t even remember who had said it so you didn`t cause any offence....or on the other hand I have just released my war bands to hunt you down like a mutant ninja dog and flay the life out of your bones...who can say...mawahahahahaahahahahahahahahahhhhahaahhahhhahahahah

 

[alltatup]

Pagan, I don't have the balls, but I have the ovaries, and your war bands are like pesky mosquitoes to me: I will swat them down and wallow in their blood!!! If anyone's doing any flaying, it will be me. And then feeding the tender strips of meat to my fierce chihuahuas, hounds of Hel.

 

[PaganRich]

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Well, I have kept her growing as a house plant and this is what she`s looking like nowadays

 

[LuckyAcres]

Came across a rhododendron yesterday looking way worse than this and thought of you...you gonna let her flower at some point I hope!

 

[PaganRich]

Must admit the answer was going to be no for the time being.....I was thinking of letting her cruise over into next year, keep her short and bush her out and maybe flower her but I got caught out by one that hermied and I just don`t fully trust this strain and she doesn`t look stable......I have never been told that I came to someones thoughts when staring at a woeful rhododendron but that has truly made my day so thank you, that`s just really made me chuckle.....definitely better than you staring at a plank of wood

 

[alltatup]

She looks lovely, Pagan: trust her!!!

 

[LuckyAcres]

Couldn't just chuck her outside in a corner and bring her back in to finish the flower when weather turns to crap in fall?