What the bloody hell`s going on here?

[PaganRich]

Never seen one before....is lovely though but very strange looking

 

[PaganRich]

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Well....I`m not going to remotely allow this lass into a tent but will keep growing to see where it will leads......have placed an orchid clip further up to see what will happen. Distortion of leaves and top growth now occurring.......quite exciting really

 

[oldjarhead100]

I dont know if I can help Pagan I just spent 3 minutes trying to figure out what was wrong with your orchid lol. so i've seen this before .my friend will bend and sometimes break a stem to move it under his screen and when he does it grows a knuckle like that.I dont think anything is wrong with her

 

[PaganRich]

Thanks Jarhead....and a really good point I hadn`t thought about mate...

 

[LuckyAcres]

😂😂😂sorry dude, it was too big and beautiful to pass!!! But yes every time I see your real name I shake a little...

 

[LuckyAcres]

It is a really cool plant. My client has one that's about 10' tall now, I like it so much she found another one and gave it to me. Real slow grower here though.

 

[alltatup]

I know!!!! I was looking close up at your book titles: Advanced Dim-Mak: The Finer Points of Death Point Striking; Arm Locks for All Styles; Taiji Sword and Other Writings; Classics from the Late Chi'ing Dynasty; Mr. Shee (Mr. Sheesh? Mr. Sheeeiiiiiittt? Mr. Sheen???) Multi Surface Polish...

Now it's been a very long time since I read The Art of War by Sun Tzu, but I believe I recall him writing:

“Let your plans be dark and impenetrable as night, and when you move, fall like whipped cream and sugar.”

 

[LuckyAcres]

“Let your plans be dark and impenetrable as night, and when you move, fall like whipped cream and sugar.”

Isnt this the recipe for cream puffs?

 

[PaganRich]

If that quote doesn`t sound sexual then I`m a Christian

 

[LuckyAcres]

If that quote doesn`t sound sexual then I`m a Christian

Lol! Fear shakes me not ....nevermind!😱😂😜

 

[alltatup]

It says IMPENETRABLE, Pagan.

 

[alltatup]

Lucky, you have always reminded me more of merengue than cream puff...

 

[PaganRich]

Nothing is impenetrable to a heathen, lass

 

[alltatup]

Bwahahahahahaha, laddie!! Bloodaxe Wielder, Wader through Rivers of Gore, Grower of Orchids!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[PaganRich]

And if I worked in an office....Dances With Tippex

 

[alltatup]

Pagan Heathen Bloodaxe Wielder, there must be no margin of error. The office would tiurn you into Golum.

 

[PaganRich]

You`re spot on there

 

[StoneyTony]

LOL Just read through this thread and almost choke on my breakfast laughing. What was the topic again? Something about cream puffs....?

 

[LuckyAcres]

And meringues too!

 

[PaganRich]

Nice tent set-up you got there ST....very impressive mate