Well, food hygiene isn`t taught in most Viking schools I`d have to say so there is always the element of danger in that department however squirts usually occur in others when the shields clash and your opponent can smell your mead drenched breath as you scream your war song, the blades flashing and Odin laughing in sheer joy.....plus, it wasn`t until the early 1930`s that we had splinter free toilet paper in this country either....a true fact