U might be a grower if....

[Potted]

U have a permanent bump on the back of your head from hitting it on the grow light,I’ll never learn ouch!

 

[Canuck147]

Yup - me too. Sometimes its the plants fault, like when that one leaf gives you a tickle and you jerk your head away and hit the light.

 

[Californiakid]

Ha yesterday I yelled at myself...."hey asshole quite hitting my head on that fawking light"!

I feel better knowing that I'm not the only one.

 

[KingKush]

You might be a grower if...
"You drive past a roadkill skunk and think it smells good"

 

[KingKush]

"You use the word 'dank' to describe something pleasant"

 

[KingKush]

Wait, is this about "might be a grower if...." or is this about hitting our heads on our lights?
I messed up my bulbs hitting the hoods so hard, they turned off and they would flicker afterwards. Ran them until I smacked my head again and wiped out two of them!

 

[Toripony]

... if all the flowers in your yard are dead from lack of water because you're too busy watering your grow. <<<was almost me

 

[Chefbjy]

Haha too true

 

[georges]

Great idea ...run over road kill and nosy neighbors wont smell my smoke!
Beware skunks

 

[WeirdWiredWolf]

...if your trip to a household store results in a large collection of unrelated items, none of which your actual apartment has a need for (I bought two shoe shelves...and I don't have the room or inclination to store shoes that way, they're to add storage space under my tent)

...if you have to wear a hoodie in your bedroom in the summer because the AC is set to 'icicles on the ceiling' to cool your tent.

...if the flowers in the landscaping are suddenly doing much better (if I screw up mixing nutes, rather than dumping them down the sink I go outside and give it to the flowers)

 

[WeirdWiredWolf]

Our neighbors either don't know how to cook, or cook some pretty rank food (I swear they cook rotten meat)...roomie is counting on that to help cover up when the plants start getting fragrant.

 

[Canuck147]

......you roll a joint and suddenly remember to do something, set the joint down - do whatever and go back to where you thought you put down the joint at - can't find it and go roll another one. Day or so later you stumble across that mysterious joint. But stuff like that one never tells their spouse.

 

[Potted]

If u turn into a kid in a candy store.... when u go to the hydro store 😋🍭😎

 

[Mr.furley]

You might be a Grower if......
you take random pictures for things resembling Tricromes.

and save them for later.
yes this is frozen grass blades,
yes I graded them for cloudiness.

 

[WeirdWiredWolf]

Guilty...no such thing as a "quick run" to my local store; if it takes me an hour to get out there by bus I'm gonna make the trip worth it! (if I'm gonna hafta wait 20 minutes for the return bus anyway...)

 

[Californiakid]

...you go to the hydro shop to hang out and talk.

In my case, organic soil shop.

 

[Pyro1711]

You might be a grower if... The Amazon delivery driver has you on speed dial to ask where you want your package left..

 

[GreenhouseEffect]

Ya, I was gonna say those are kinda getting close, until I looked a little closer and I realized what it wasn't!!

 

[GreenhouseEffect]

Well, maybe another week or so ....

 

[Californiakid]

Haha that reminds me, my mailman is an older gentleman. When he delivers my seeds in little light weight boxes, he tells m wife to tell me to enjoy my Viagra. Lmao