Picture 2. You know those old cartoons where you have an army of big, burley, menacing monsters being led by a little pipsqueak with an unassuming gun?
Picture 4. You are fucking drying fucking weed in your fucking truck. I don't love a whole lot about rednecks. But that fucking drying weed in your pickup truck makes me want to go out and kiss a redneck on it's mouth!​
Please don't ruin it by telling me that's just for transportation. Every time I see a pickup truck with a shell driving down the road, I want to believe a redneck is drying weed.
Bloody priceless.