Talk like a pirate day

[Gingerbeard]

Aarrgh, me mateys. Put yer patch on. Swagger on the focsle. Make the landlubber walk the plank. Smoke dope. Git yerself a pegleg. Board yer ship and tern it all out.

 

[Xena]

Sorry I’m a cowboy.....partner.😛

 

[FunkyButtLovin]

Xena! Warrior...Cowboy?

 

[Xena]

Lol....yep. I used to spend my weekends at the gun range taking part in S.A.S.S matches until the local range closed and the nearest other one was over two hours away.

 

[Farmbuck]

Aye Aye Captain..!

 

[Gingerbeard]

Aarrgh, matey Farmbuck . Thar she blows!

Xena yer can sher be a pirate cowboy.

Now, y'all bard th' ship fer a voyage of pillaging. W'r gooin' t' tern the cannons in't weed pipes. W'r needin' a designated driver so we don't git in Dutch with th' aarrgh crown.

Aarrgh...

 

[smoorman]

Ex Navy here. I've actually smoked dope in the forecastle of an aircraft carrier. But I'm willing to do it again if I can locate another AC in Michigan.

 

[Gingerbeard]

I smoked a joint under a cannon on the Texas State Capital lawn. New Years Eve 1999.

 

[Mr.furley]

Gingerbeard got one wooden leg talkin about "let's kick it" I find this completely Humerus. Rrrrrrrr!

 

[OldManGrower]

Arrrgh! Me parakeet resides on me shoulders as I contemplate the latest in new sailboats that I will never own. Perhaps I should live up to me rep and hijack one for a sea adventure.

 

[Gingerbeard]

Keep yer good eye out fer t'rmites 'n pot holes.

 

[Gingerbeard]

In checking to confirm this year's TLAPD celebration is on Sunday the 19th, I realized yesterday was my birthday.
Arrrgh...

 

[SoOrbudgal]

Happy Birthday ya old dabber. Just for you Bud In A Bun ( kinda like in an out ) an some canna butter banna bread

 

[Gingerbeard]

I'm a witness! I'll testify! Hallelujarrgh.

 

[Gingerbeard]

I think you already posted the 4th of July cats. But I know they're special and I thank you for stuffing my bun full of bud.

 

[SoOrbudgal]

Oh forgot the card Gingerbeard

 

[Gingerbeard]

Are those ferns or are you growing Freak Show?

 

[TOKABIGONE]

I shared a joint with a buddy up inside the camera bay of a F-4 Phantom reconnaissance jet in our launch area with the torches lit and pilot and rso were sittin' in their seats waiting for me to clear them for t/o. This was at the Marine air base in Da Nang Viet Nam in 1969.

 

[SoOrbudgal]

No Gingerbeard thems ferns an a freaky cat.

 

[Gingerbeard]

My bad SoOrbudgal . Missed the cat, completely! I must have shit for brains.