LuckyAcres
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Went for the blank pages if I recall, didn't want to piss off the wrong people just in case the stories were true.
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Stoney's fireside smoke and jokes
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LuckyAcres
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Gotta live dangerously man! But worms will be fed just the same!
South Sierra Dude
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South Sierra Dude
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You wouldn't believe me.
South Sierra Dude
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I'll give you a hint, I wrote this yesterday:
Selfishness leads to despair; if one’s existence lives to serve itself that is a meaningless existence.
Charity of spirit leads to freedom from the suffering of existence. Existence exists to serve others.
Do not seek adoration or thanks, but work hard, and then enjoy the company of humanity.
Thus the Buddha nature in all creatures provides meaning to existence and freedom from suffering.
(Inspired by Dharma Master Cheng Yen)
Selfishness leads to despair; if one’s existence lives to serve itself that is a meaningless existence.
Charity of spirit leads to freedom from the suffering of existence. Existence exists to serve others.
Do not seek adoration or thanks, but work hard, and then enjoy the company of humanity.
Thus the Buddha nature in all creatures provides meaning to existence and freedom from suffering.
(Inspired by Dharma Master Cheng Yen)
South Sierra Dude
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Writing, yes, being religious, no, that's new.
South Sierra Dude
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I've also taken to opposing my Sheriff via social media
South Sierra Dude
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It's not pot related
LuckyAcres
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I have a joke.
thirty something woman goes to her gynecologist, young doc, good looking, just a nice guy. He's in there taking care of business when the phone rings. With his free hand he grabs the phone, answers and professional that he is carries on with his exam with the other hand. It's a friend asking directions to a dispensary (?). "Oh yeah, easy you go down 98 make a right turn, pass broadway a sharp left, then back on 76 another left etc...etc..."...conversation ends, he puts down the phone and goes to apologize when the woman stops him a little out of breath and grinning from ear to ear "I didn't quite get it, what's after 98?"
thirty something woman goes to her gynecologist, young doc, good looking, just a nice guy. He's in there taking care of business when the phone rings. With his free hand he grabs the phone, answers and professional that he is carries on with his exam with the other hand. It's a friend asking directions to a dispensary (?). "Oh yeah, easy you go down 98 make a right turn, pass broadway a sharp left, then back on 76 another left etc...etc..."...conversation ends, he puts down the phone and goes to apologize when the woman stops him a little out of breath and grinning from ear to ear "I didn't quite get it, what's after 98?"
Insight
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Another Gynecologist joke.....
A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO paperwork,
and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be
beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic.
He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could.
When the time of the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared
carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill.
When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of
150%.
Fearing an error, he called the Instructor, saying, “I don’t want to
appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wonder if there is an
error in the grade?â€
The instructor said, “During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly,
which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again
perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark.â€
After a pause, the instructor added, “I gave you an extra 50% because you did it
all through the muffler, which I’ve never seen done in my entire careerâ€.
A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO paperwork,
and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be
beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic.
He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could.
When the time of the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared
carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill.
When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of
150%.
Fearing an error, he called the Instructor, saying, “I don’t want to
appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wonder if there is an
error in the grade?â€
The instructor said, “During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly,
which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again
perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark.â€
After a pause, the instructor added, “I gave you an extra 50% because you did it
all through the muffler, which I’ve never seen done in my entire careerâ€.
LuckyAcres
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Funny one babe!