LuckyAcres
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That's alright I'm enjoying the rug rats while they still want me around
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Stoney's fireside smoke and jokes
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Minoo96
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Once upon a time, I used to smoke in a glass bong. Had ordered it thinking it was a normal bong, just in glass, so more fragile. It was actually pretty sturdy, but the main thing was that there was no hole for the thumb. Had to lift the pipe/shooter to get air in. (I started calling those "pro bong", 'cause you shouldn't give a shot in those to a beginner.) Had many different shooters, from 1gm (or so, i'm not sure about quantity, I just call them like that... So 1gm is the normal size shooter) to 5gm (some monster shit, needed extra pair of lungs to finish it... Or proper preparation inhaling/exhaling before taking the shot). That was ruining my lungs, 
in a good way. Can't be good to smoke so much of course, but it didn't f*** me up either. To avoid finishing on a sad note, I'll just say it got lost. Now I just smoke jay's. Smoother for the lungs and throat. Less efficient for a sudden kick though.
Tried blunt once, ordered a bunch of different ones... One was a roll, which smelled, but didnt taste anything. Another a dry blunt, and another type which was wet. Those two pre-rolled cones. Didn't think much of it, don't really get why I should pay more for that kind of special paper...
Today I just thought back on a story that happened to a friend of mine. Its a joke, and I thought this thread was about jokes about smoking and such at first ^^ So anyway i'll still tell my joke (very real story though!)
I've got that friend, named R. She's living with other flatmates, she smokes a lot, party sometimes, flatmates too. One day after a party at home she wakes up, and she find a brown speck on the doormat in front of her room. Excited, she believe its a bit of hash from the party that was lost and stomped. She quickly bend to pick it up, happily smells it and throw it away in disgust. It was shit. Literal shit. Someone had shat themselves a bit, must have drooled along the leg and ended up on the door mat, in the flat. WTF story. She is a magnet for such story lol.
in a good way. Can't be good to smoke so much of course, but it didn't f*** me up either. To avoid finishing on a sad note, I'll just say it got lost. Now I just smoke jay's. Smoother for the lungs and throat. Less efficient for a sudden kick though.Tried blunt once, ordered a bunch of different ones... One was a roll, which smelled, but didnt taste anything. Another a dry blunt, and another type which was wet. Those two pre-rolled cones. Didn't think much of it, don't really get why I should pay more for that kind of special paper...
Today I just thought back on a story that happened to a friend of mine. Its a joke, and I thought this thread was about jokes about smoking and such at first ^^ So anyway i'll still tell my joke (very real story though!)
I've got that friend, named R. She's living with other flatmates, she smokes a lot, party sometimes, flatmates too. One day after a party at home she wakes up, and she find a brown speck on the doormat in front of her room. Excited, she believe its a bit of hash from the party that was lost and stomped. She quickly bend to pick it up, happily smells it and throw it away in disgust. It was shit. Literal shit. Someone had shat themselves a bit, must have drooled along the leg and ended up on the door mat, in the flat. WTF story. She is a magnet for such story lol.
Green75
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Work day over...finally the weekend !!!
Stopped at one of our local head shops and stocked up on some wraps and bought a glass tip to roll in there...cool,never had a glass tip..just always stuffed a little tip in the end.. the bags of weed you see I got from one of my guys at work...he grows and wanted to repay all the help I've given him in his start up...score...I like more weed !!!
Off to daughters track meet then back here to roll up one of these bags.. oh yea..with a tip in there...I'm all main stream I tell ya...
Stopped at one of our local head shops and stocked up on some wraps and bought a glass tip to roll in there...cool,never had a glass tip..just always stuffed a little tip in the end.. the bags of weed you see I got from one of my guys at work...he grows and wanted to repay all the help I've given him in his start up...score...I like more weed !!!
Off to daughters track meet then back here to roll up one of these bags.. oh yea..with a tip in there...I'm all main stream I tell ya...
Nothing better than a pile you grew yourself!
Minoo96
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Haha, my bad. Think of her as the SpongeBob squarepants of marijuana. Always something goofy happening. Or gross like that. But... I never really found it so gross. I've seen much worst. It's the disappointment I could read on her face that made me laugh so much. So happy she found something to smoke, and then disgusted, then disappointed.
I have another story about someone else. That guy was gross. He was eating a burger, extra saucy kind, in one hand, and drinking a coke in the other. You know, munching and it's not swallowed yet that he drinks a big gulp (mixing coke and burger)... Someone came by and proposed him a joint. For a sec he looked at it, not really knowing what to do... Then he took it, with the hand holding the coke, and as soon as he swallowed, took a big drag. I've never seen someone doing all these three things at once. Had he been on the toilet also, I wouldn't have been surprised! Lol, that's gross for me. Maybe you have to see it to understand. Picture him smoking while still having food and coke in the mouth, cause that's how it looked like. It's hard to picture I know lol
I have another story about someone else. That guy was gross. He was eating a burger, extra saucy kind, in one hand, and drinking a coke in the other. You know, munching and it's not swallowed yet that he drinks a big gulp (mixing coke and burger)... Someone came by and proposed him a joint. For a sec he looked at it, not really knowing what to do... Then he took it, with the hand holding the coke, and as soon as he swallowed, took a big drag. I've never seen someone doing all these three things at once. Had he been on the toilet also, I wouldn't have been surprised! Lol, that's gross for me. Maybe you have to see it to understand. Picture him smoking while still having food and coke in the mouth, cause that's how it looked like. It's hard to picture I know lol
yamiacaveman
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This weekend I am going to roll my first big fatty in 30 years -- from my own grow, I know the roll job will be crude, but in a short amount of time after firing it up, I am sure looks won't matter.
This is a long story - but here is a link to a site I use to maintain -- Mostly a collection of Email jokes that were contributed -- not that you have to agree with them but take a look, some you might have seen already.
http://www.stalag13000.net/PhpLD/
This is a long story - but here is a link to a site I use to maintain -- Mostly a collection of Email jokes that were contributed -- not that you have to agree with them but take a look, some you might have seen already.
http://www.stalag13000.net/PhpLD/
DingusKhan
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Hey Lucky, and all you Pot-tastic GWE peeps!
Happy Friday, not quite done yet here on the Left Coast. The sun is shining in Oregon, that's funny enough for me today. But I can't wait to pack the shit out of my plain old plastic bong.
Happy Friday, not quite done yet here on the Left Coast. The sun is shining in Oregon, that's funny enough for me today. But I can't wait to pack the shit out of my plain old plastic bong.