SoCal Earthquake Weed

[Gingerbeard]

Merely a flesh wound.

 

[Allenpro]

That is so cool, my parents would have used me as a sheild lol

 

[Gingerbeard]

Earthquakes are nature's way of honing man's inferior building techniques through the sporadic destruction of our homes and infrastructure.
Animals have been hep to the whole earthquake thing for years. Ever see a termite mound destroyed in an earthquake? Bird nest? Beaver dam? Hell, most animals know some sort of shit's going to go down, so they don't build anything 'tall!

 

[Rwise]

Earthquake predictions are real, however your government does not want you to be informed, so they shut them down. You are not allowed to know the truth, be a good little sheep and dont rock the boat.
I have learned that if/when there is 6.x on the left coast I may have a ground shaker here in a few days. (particularly if they are fracking heavy)
Animals still have their common since, we do not.

 

[Gingerbeard]

You're safe. We only hit 5.2.

 

[Rwise]

The last 5.2 here changed things, my house no longer shakes when the trains (about 1/4 mile away) go by, I slept through it.

 

[dirtymike]

Seems to be a common thing around the fault line. Your are sitting real close to it if not on top.

 

[Gingerbeard]

Did a little research.
Turns out there is a nest of faults offshore, just a couple miles west, right under one of our nation's elite military training bases, a submarine base, and a navy harbor. Meh. Who knew? It would be cool if there were space aliens hibernating in some sort of suspended cryogenical alien stop growing thing like the remake of War of the Worlds. There are possibly more or less catastrophic reality based paranoias I would rather waste my time conspiring about with anonymous online people on way more paranoid websites than this. I mean, some of y'all are pretty goddamned paranoid. But this ain't the place. There are things we got to get to the bottom of before the bottom comes up and hits us in the collective face! Feel me?
But you don't have to live 'near' one to get the shakes. This 5.2 was 45 miles away and lasted maybe three seconds. It was mild on either side of one big bump. Only damage I saw in the news was rocks that fell on a back country road where minor rockfalls are common.​

 

[dirtymike]

All you got to do is follow all the preppies to their bunker a few times and your set. Just stock up on your favorite ammunition.

 

[Gingerbeard]

Preppy bunker. Sounds cozy.
My favorite ammunition are hugs. But I'm not afraid to give a kiss on the cheek.

 

[dirtymike]

The key is to find a few of them.

 

[dirtymike]

Makes a more interesting venue.

 

[Gingerbeard]

Like a group hug? I'm okay with that. But kissing more than two at a time runs into hygiene issues. The end of the world sounds like a right hoot, but I do not want to face the end of the world with mono.

 

[dirtymike]

Groups are good, don't get wore out so fast chasing one at a time.

 

[dirtymike]

Think of it as a group thug instead of a hug.

 

[Pyrokill]

If anyone is near San Juan Capistrano I'll give you my dad's address. Put a couple plants in his landscaping for me. I'm on the east coast far far away. We had issues when I was a kid with smoking. Now that I'm old he sees my grows when he visits. Life is funny.