Fair enough, totally understand and I appreciate your determination and desire to find a way to make it work! I will say that there are certain things that will make your job as a grower much easier and far more likely to result in a successful grow. Finding ways to manage the environment (temps, humidity, lighting, ventilation, circulation, and watering habits) is critical and will help prevent 95% of problems for you.
Keep up the learning, keep us posted, and let us know if you have any questions throughout your grow!