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[Going2fast]

 

[Going2fast]

Dude has no chin or neck.

 

[Gingerbeard]

Showed the welding picture to a buddy of mine who is in welding school. Said it's one of the first things they did when learning to weld aluminum.
Have him email back a picture of welding the thin metal.
You left personal information in the picture.

 

[Guest]

Are people who swear more intelligent?
Swearing is a sign of intelligence, helps manage pain and more...
Well-educated people with plenty of words at their disposal, a 2015 study found,
were better at coming up with curse words than those who were less verbally fluent.

 

[Puglover1]

I'd like 10 CC's, stat. Ma head hurts. Yesterday I messed up my arm/shoulder pulling a leash out of Crazy pug's mouth before Grumpy got angrier, I broke up a tussle with my feet last weekend. Took them for nail buzzing, went for an x-ray then got some stuff at the store bc I can't reach the top pantry shelves. One block from home two little girls were standing by the street, one threw an ice ball the size of a baseball at my car. There's a dent.

 

[Gingerbeard]

A rabbi and a priest are having lunch.
The rabbi says, "My god is better than your god."
So the priest says, "No way!"
The rabbi throws his hands in the air with praise.
He bellow, "Yahweh."

 

[Gingerbeard]

Why does this presidential SUV have luggage racks on top?

 

[Rwise]

So we pay an $10,000 for it.

 

[Puglover1]

why does it look duct taped between the windows?

 

[Gingerbeard]

That's armor PL.

 

[Puglover1]

 

[Puglover1]

Truth. I went as a blue nun for Halloween one year.

 

[KLAX]

Yes! You too can get rid of your unsightly freckles with this easy to use freckle removal system! Order yours today! (Supply chain issues may disrupt delivery.)

 

[Puglover1]

Something to hold onto on the fly

 

[Gingerbeard]

If you caught a drug case here, you might be able to refile for lack of evidence.
Rats eat on marijuana at New Orleans police evidence room – NBC 7 San Diego (nbcsandiego.com)​