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I have a silent Pug short, but be beware, it's ugly... want me to show you what a Pug can do? ;)
 
That's odd. But it's not a pug, it's a Frenchie - their ears stand up. I call them pugs with pointy ears. Crazy pug here catches Grumpy's before it hits the round, if I let them out together at night. I try not to.
 
A few neighbors were over for dabbbing. We got to talking about A's job interview at a pet shop. It distilled down to a conversation about which would win a fight: chameleon or praying mantis. A ended the conversation with, 'My chameleon has attitude.' She was the only one who didn't laugh. She was also the only one who wasn't dabbing.
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Gingerbeard: Did you hear Carmein Ragusa died?
Robert: Who's that?
GB: Dude from Laverne & Shirley. Don't tell me you never watched Laverne & Shirley!
Robert: No. I don't like crazy women.
GB: Robert. You married a Korean hooker. You brought her to the US where she hooked up with a Korean gang and kept hooking. She sent all your money and her hooking money to people who were not her family in Korea. SHE finally wound up divorcing YOU, getting half of whatever you had left, including your military pay. How long did it take you to convince the courts of her misdeeds before absolving you of alimony? For how long after did she try to threaten you into giving her money? What the hell do you mean you don't like crazy women?
 
Pulled this blurb from a BBC story about the blizzard about to hit the east coast. If you're over there, see if you can hitch a ride with Farmbuck to the Yuc. Out there, you know to watch out for coconuts.
"Florida is also expected to see some of its coldest temperatures in years, leading to iguanas - a cold-blooded lizard species - to become immobilised and fall out of trees."
 
More than coconuts my young Ginger. Sand fleas are worst than a little storm passing through the east coast.
 
Waiting out the blizzard in new england. Idk what people r concerned about. 35 - 30 years ago we had snow like this all the time. I can remember getting up at 5 am to plow, drive to work in it, work for 12 hours, drive home in it, have to walk up the driveway in snow shoes to get to the house, get the truck and plow again, go get car, finally get home by 11 pm. Sleep, repeat. Can't tell you how over it I am. Not dong that anymore.
 
A few weeks ago we had in one day 18 inches of snow follow a day or two by 14 inches. Not bad for a week hey lolll Now we might break a record for the coldest and longest month of January. Try -14F for a few nites lolll
 
Ckbrew I remember in the late 70's we had a few rough winters here, record snowfall amounts for the season. My little town and Chicago both had snow removal scandals. My dad and a fellow bookie had to plead the 5th in front of a grand jury because the City Clerk ratted out the mayor for demanding hush money. (My grandfather worked for Capone during Prohibition, I'm a generational outlaw.) But we didn't have such strong winds all the time back then when it snowed. I think the ice event on I-95 plus losing power is what is freaking people out more these days. Texans had to burn their furniture for heat last year.
 
Holy hell I was down there fishing in January back in the early 2000s and when kept hearing something fall out of the trees on the shore. Turns out it was iguanas. It was like 40 degrees. Never would have believed it until I saw a 4 footer do a Deadman from 12 feet up.
 
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