CHOK-TAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWW BIN-GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
As much as I respect every notion in that song, it is my hair that is red, not my neck. Was it the trailer-made meth setup? Dosing kids with Benadryl? My folks were the Dramamine folks. Catching fish? My hooks curl up from boredom when I go fishing. Big guns? I ain't got more than a double barrel, rubber band finger gun but I've fired up to an AT-4 with positive results on my part. And I shore caint be no redneck 'cause I aint never been hunting... I mean, huh-in.
Watched just about all of it. Didn't see a 'Beer' Light picture or a cross. That was the best part.