plants dug outof ground

[dirtymike]

Ted Nugent shit his pants in the military induction unit to get out of service. Tough guy I recon

 

[Gator]

I've never heard anything about that

 

[dirtymike]

I figure that's where he got cat scratch fever.

 

[Rwise]

Nah, he got that from the little girl down the street.

 

[Gingerbeard]

Depends on who tells the story. Pardon the pun.

 

[Going2fast]

Actually false. He told that story to a writer from Creme magazine because the dude was high off his rocker at the time while interviewing Ted so Yes being a staunch anti drug guy decided to have some fun with the writer.
He actually got a student deferral.