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Unfortunately that particular Tweety has been driven to meth by the scourge of climate change. His future is bleak
 
Little Johnny got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and
noticed that the man had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked the man why he was wearing his collar backwards.
The man, who was a priest, said, 'I am a Father...'
Johnny replied, 'My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that.'
The priest looked up from his book and answered,
''I am the Father of many.'
The boy said, ''My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and
two grandchildren and he doesn't
wear his collar that way!'
The priest, getting impatient, said. 'I am the Father of hundreds', and went
back to reading his book.
The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then
leaned over and said,
"Maybe you should wear a condom, and put your
pants on backwards instead of
your collar."​
 
H.R. puffinstuff was a song and I believe a kids show briefly. Then they found out it was written by a former crack addict. " Hr puffin stuff can't do a little and you can't fo enough".....
 
Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee
Little Jackie Paper loved that rascal Puff
And brought him strings, and sealing wax, and other fancy stuff
Oh, Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist, in a land called Honah Lee
Puff, the magic dragon, lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist, in a land called Honah Lee
Together they would travel on a boat with billowed sail
Jackie kept a lookout perched on Puff's gigantic tail
Noble kings and princes would bow whenever they came
Pirate ships would lower their flags when Puff roared out his name
Oh, Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist, in a land called Honah Lee
Puff, the magic dragon, lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist, in a land called Honah Lee
A dragon lives forever, but not so little boys
Painted wings and giant's rings make way for other toys
One gray night it happened, Jackie Paper came no more
And Puff, that mighty dragon, he ceased his fearless roar
His head was bent in sorrow, green scales fell like rain
Puff no longer went to play along the cherry lane
Without his lifelong friend, Puff could not be brave
So Puff, that mighty dragon, sadly slipped into his cave
Oh, Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist, in a land called Honah Lee
Puff, the magic dragon, lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist, in a land called Honah Lee

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I'm calling you out Going2fast . HRP was late 60's, early 70's. God gave us crack mid 80's.
You are comparing a bad LSD trip to... well... crack.
HRP was billed as a kids show. Scared the b'jeezies out of me. Goddamn witch, man. I aint sayin' I was afraid of that witch but I aint sayin' I wasn't.
 
I was either too young when I didn't care, or in Saudi Arabia when I didn't know about NZR. But I did watch Zoom and get Zoo magazine.
 
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