I know mushroom spots, I was told of wild asparagus by sides of a country road but I never timed it right. I still had some, that's really hard to beat. The morels depend on your preference unless in a competition for weight. Young ones are good, some are more yellow, others grey. Some people used to hunt their family property/farmland then take them to Chicago market, sell for $15+/lb, in the early 90's, >30 years ago. That was before portabellas and other 'shrooms became connoisseur. Some people successfully bread and freeze Spongies to enjoy one more time.
I'm hungry too now, sorry.