On a lighter side

[SoOrbudgal]

OMG Gingerbeard she didn't write checks for weed you old red onry goat she just wrote checks that had no worth LOL. Hey whose family album is that yours?

 

[DW2]

Be careful of what You say, a programming executive may be reading this!!!

 

[Gingerbeard]

Wait. You're going to drug me? Have we met?
I don't do boats and refuse to fly. You're going to have to come up with a different plan. Maybe a zombie biosphere?
You've confirmed my paranoia about people talking behind my back. Maybe it's not a paranoia?
No Bushes on my island.
If I don't have arms and legs, I'll use my chin, lips, and tongue, maybe my weener, to roll myself into the water. I will bob about and the tide will take me out into open water where I will be saved by a passing fishing boat. So as not to tip my zombie hand, I won't eat the fishers because they will be able to get me put on a big ship to get me home. Maybe pretend I have real bad sunburn or ocean flu. As soon as the doctor comes to check me out, I will hold my breath like I'm dying. The doctor will lean down to give me mouth-to-mouth and I will begin eating his face. Others will come to his aid. When an arm or leg gets within reach, I will bite it. All of a sudden I have a floating zombie island where I can cruise the world, spreading the disease. The first sign is turning ginger. Now THAT is a plot I can dig, sweet sugar plum blossom.
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[alltatup]

DW2 This plot and a screenplay can be purchased. Are there any interested parties?

Gingerbeard You have absolutely no say in the plot line. The main character will go on a boat for 3 months, wrapped in a Persian rug. There is no hospital for the walkless dead.

The producers may want to consult with you about some things like conspiracy theories, pyramids and stars of David, but you won't be allowed on the set.

Oh, and good luck rolling yourself into the water using your chin and lips or whatever other body part remains to use... IN THE SAND!!!!! Not gonna happen. You have to spend eternity sunburned and ravenously hungry on the beach. That is the punishment meted out to cat haters.

 

[Toker1]

She smoked a check that she wrote on some hemp rolling papyrus. 🤣

 

[Gingerbeard]

alltatup my cloudy soft lamb. You are bordering on subversion. You are over the border slanderous. You are openly admitting to slander and conspiracy to slander. Remember Napster? Yeah, well, anyone who buy's your garbage is going to get sued like that little twelve year old girl. Remember Ice-T's 'Body Count' album? Uh-huh. You're picking up what I'm laying down.
Lack of limbs is no detriment to my use of other body parts. If I need propulsion I can take a deep breath and blow little bubbles like a motorboat. If my lips get tired I can blink my eyes like little swim fins. If a whale watching boat comes by I can get on my back and blow water out my nose and make them think I'm a big whale. Maybe do a breach. I have extra large ear lobes so can use them as sea anchors. When I need to pick up speed I can fold my earlobes into my ear canal. Think I'm kidding?
I have another form of propulsion and steering but will leave that to another forum.

 

[Gingerbeard]

I was looking SOBG. It's like so many police lineups. Maybe the second picture from the top? It's hard to tell without his glasses on. Or are you telling me one or more of those people are in my family? Clarify yourself, woman!

 

[alltatup]

Napster? Who cares about car races?

 

[Farmall]

alltatup. This is so friggin imaginative and creative.... you’d almost think you were high to come up with this and cast it as well. ... bravo!

 

[Gingerbeard]

Yes, my coconut macaroon. Car races. Car racers care about care races.

 

[Rwise]

All y'all are killing me, I dont hate cats, i have several good recipes, cat the other white meat.

 

[Gingerbeard]

That's pork. Cat is the other, other white meat. I know someone is going to read this and take it the wrong way. I am merely helping a brother out.

 

[Gingerbeard]

And I'd like to point out my lack of retaliatory retribution at cats or you, alltatup I am a peace dabbing, peace and dab loving, piece of a dabber. Not a hateful mole on my body.
But don't think I haven't noticed your shirt.

 

[oldjarhead100]

@ Gingerbeard mrs howell ,you know now that im over 60 shes a looker lol I like mary ann

 

[oldjarhead100]

Ginger your the only one I read all of there ramblings lol great since of humor , I thought I was the only one who could call someone a asshole to there face and they would be smiling about it DONT STOP lol

 

[alltatup]

No: the other other white meat is snake.

 

[alltatup]

Gingerbeard, I appreciate your restraint and I'm re-thinking the premise of my tv series.

 

[Rwise]

Tastes like chicken!

 

[alltatup]

Farmall I think I was high, but I can't remember...

 

[Gingerbeard]

Aw, geez alltatup. Yo spent so much time putting that together. It was good. Subversive and slanderous, but good. Y'aught not have taken it down. It makes my comments meaningless.