A Marine walked into a bar ,saw some navy personal sitting in a corner said something to them and they laughed at him then he walked over to the bar sat down and ordered a beer well after awhile he had to take a pee. so he says to the bartender as he noticed a jar 5 feet away hey I bet I can pee in that jar from here ,in fact Ill bet you a hundred dollars that I can do it with out spilling a drop , well the bartender said its a bet so the marine pulled it out and commenced to pissing on everything the bar the bar tender ,but never hit the jar ,the bartender was laughing so hard he was turning red as he gits his money he noticed that the Marine was smiling so he asked why you so happy and he says well you see those squids over there I just bet them 500 dollars each that I could piss on you, the bar and you would be happy about it