On a lighter side

[Farmall]

My dad used to say.... you leave this world the same way you come into it.... wrinkled, toothless and bald

 

[kingfish]

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[DW2]

WOW! Do Y'all have Aggies in your neck of the woods?

 

[Potted]

😆 I hit a turkey and it flew over my car and landed on the car behind me. It was a cop and he pulled me over and gave me a ticket for flipping him the bird 🙃

 

[Potted]

The reason Santa’s so golly is because he knows where the bad girls live.HO,HO,HO

 

[kingfish]

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[starramus]

Hey you are getting a rise out of this old perv. I gonna have to go into the back and give the maid a workout. https://youtu.be/ud9zBKJJQe4

 

[DW2]

And the problem is??

 

[DW2]

Arnold! You're back!?

 

[starramus]

I never left. I just gotta replicate my genotype!

 

[starramus]

Arnold's genotype is a quite faithful reproduction. I have always wondered if it got hot and heavy in the broom closet?

 

[starramus]

Those cheeks need a tad bit more sun.

 

[starramus]

They do need to teach the kid how to sneer!

 

[DW2]

Only if I can be there, to properly over see the precise application of the sun screen!!

 

[kingfish]

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[starramus]

uhhhh is this a quiz? glock on a jock? https://youtu.be/Hp7gBBrZWsk

 

[kingfish]

Try again.

 

[starramus]

I came across these. Thought you get a kick out of them.

 

[starramus]

Was an actual booklet on Amazon, but now out of print.

 

[kingfish]

If I may quote the Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers. "Weed will get you through times without money better then money will get you through times without weed."