Ok, the invitation is re-extended under certain conditions: Potted must limit sacrifices to tofu and soy beans, and NG has to explain what "Welles and all ffs" are before I can confirm. No sheep at or in my house.
PLUS, the orgy must be over by 6:00, because I need a couple of hours of peace and quiet before I turn in. And everyone has to clean up after themselves. So let's say, between 3-6 pm. I'm no spring chicken, ya know...
Oh, and bring organic snacks that are not canned or packaged or processed, so like fruit and vegetable plates. ORGANIC. And some raw cheeses (a nice variety): no disgusting ranch dip or orange cheese balls.
Someone should bake some really good bread. A fine selection of wines, nothing costing under $15 per bottle. Bring disposable plates and forks, but make sure they're the biodegradable ones.
You will be asked to donate an ounce of primo bud--preferably cured--at the door. But there's no other cover charge.
I'm not trying to be picky...