Man, between the weed kitty and your sweetheart, you got your work cut out for you buddy!
A lot of folks top there auto's, so you may be alright.
My Girlfriend decided to help the designated plant caretaker water, the last time I was gone, watered the buds for me with the hose, when they were a two weeks from harvest, and they never had room for any nutes either, because they were busy getting over watered with tap water. Just trying to help me out, kinda did really mess them up though!