New here

[garbear]

Just saying hi real quick since Im new here. I've completed a few successful grows, but I'm still very much in the learning phase. Seems like a nice place, hope I can contribute in some way.

 

[Gingerbeard]

I'm going to lay it on the line.
If you want to be one of the cool kids, if you want to be invited to the parties instead of crashing them, if you want to be... one of us, show us your porn.
Seedling porn and the youngsters are fine, if you're into that sort of thing. But give us your hairiest, stinkiest, stickiest porn. Don't hold back. Up-skirt, down-skirt, close-up, individual and group. Show us your oddities and polished diamonds.
Show us your porn.

 

[garbear]

Sorry, I don't go all the way on the first date, but here's a sample...

 

[Gingerbeard]

You don't, but you did. That's the kind of thing I'm talking about. Yer gonna do fine, kid.

 

[PRIMO]

garbear. Welcome young Jedi. Around here everyone has a pretty cool laid back vibe. Except for a couple,well one in particular. He's so far into left field he's clear up inna cheap seats. You need opera glasses to to see his red beard. Just saying.

 

[Gingerbeard]

​Bro, this beard is so in-yo-face you better turn those opera glasses around backwards! 'tis a glory... 'tis a glory from St. Wilgefortis' own crucified beard, a pox on her father.

 

[PRIMO]

Gingerbeard Gotta be careful what a lass wishes for.

 

[Bowhunterwoody]

Welcome. Nice chunks. Don't mind Ginger, he's harmless.

 

[Gingerbeard]

Fluck yeah you do! Notice I don't have a car? Notice I don't have a house? Notice I cringe every time a woman questions my manhood?

 

[Gingerbeard]

Harmless ginger is an oxymoron. Spoke you 'Gingerbeard' in any inn at Port Royale and your throat would have been cut while you peed.

 

[Gingerbeard]

garbear Your very first thread has done gone been hijacked. Sorry about that. People who smoke this much dope can't keep their mind on track.
You know who I'm talking to, people I'm talking to.

 

[Bluey]

Nice Buds. What do you call those?

 

[OldManGrower]

Welcome to our club. As you can see, we like to have fun here, it's not all serious budspeak. Sorry for the hijacking but it is funny. All hail the Great Red One!

 

[OldManGrower]

interesting reference.

 

[garbear]

I wouldn't have joined if it was all serious. Thanks for the welcome.

 

[Gingerbeard]

Perhaps you were thinking of our other bearded holy virgin St. Solicitous?

 

[PRIMO]

What were talking about?

 

[Gingerbeard]

Bearded wimmin with daddy issues.

 

[Going2fast]

Hey bromageddon lighten up on the newbs man. I'm even having trouble keeping up..... Wait that's always.....Carry on.

 

[Gingerbeard]

Do try to keep up, supercalifragilisticexpialibrocious.