I don't get the munchies, anymore. Might have missed dinner and still don't crave quote-children's-unquote cereal. I get the dabbies for another dab.
Maybe eat before smoking? If that's not in the cards, good luck.
But gawddamn if a tube of raw, peanut butter cookie dough doesn't sound gawddamn fine. Will someone drive me over to Walmart, please? Or maybe bring the cookie dough and hang out. Save us a trip. Chocolate chip will not be accepted. Maybe bring some Nutella and 'Nilla wafers. No gawddamn 'Vanilla Wafers.' No bananas, either. If you bring VN's or bananas you'll have to sit outside with them. On the concrete. No cell phone. Half a burned reefer cigarette. A paper bag with a reefer cigarette hole in it. And your conscience.
Dabbing Kryptonite. Tastes like citrus zest. Makes me talky.