I'm single and unemployed. My life is a My Way Day.
I'm going to eat a meatball sandwich in the shower and fall asleep with a big bite in my mouth. I'll hook up my tv on the ceiling of my shower. Drowning may become an issue, what with me looking up at it and the shower flinging water down my nose. I don't care what anyone else is doing because I'm going to keep my doors shut and put up my anti-Jehovah's Witness sign. If Dabber wants to go outside, she knows where to go. I don't have a proper hall to run with scissors, through, so I'll run up and down the stairs outside. I'm going to buy 12 pounds of left over holiday Hershey's Kisses and surround myself in little pieces of tinfoil and little strips of paper, and not recycle. I won't have to get off the couch all day if I sit on a bedpan. I will either dab way more wax, or none at all.
Starting now. None of you can do a thing to stop me.