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Obviously, you have not seen the size of my pinkies, SoOrbudgal . I'd take you down like the Berlin Wall. I'd put you out like the spark in my life. I'd make you cry like my last date. You wouldn't beg for mercy because you wouldn't remember there was such a thing. The sheer awesomeness of my pinkies is canon in the International Pinky Wrestling Circuit. You would get instant carpal tunnel syndrome. Neither you, nor your pinky, would ever be the same.
Plus, you're a girl. I ain't losin' no wrestlin' match to no girl. Pick up your gauntlet and ride home on your pink girls bike with the white girl's basket and shiny girl's purple tassels, and pinky wrestle with your dolls.
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