I'm banking on hiding in plain site. The lad who lives in the top floor apartment sells and smokes weed so the communal hallway already has a heady aroma.
I recently went Greece for 2 weeks and you can buy half Oz of fairly shit weed in the supermarket for $7 so about $5, it's sold as tea leaves. I tried it like that and it tasted pouse so I tried smoking it and it was better than not smoking it. It was full of seeds so I bought loads home, but I think they'd been irradiated so I only got a few to break root. I had no intention of growing them to completion (like i said, shit weed) but it gave me the chance to mess about and try the best conditions under the stringent constraints. Then I paid €35 for 4 good quality seeds from Amsterdam, then proceeded to quite quickly murder them by not learning from my initial effort. I then took on 3 seedlings from a mate, one of which he broke in transport, so I now have these 2 which to be honest, if I get one good afternoon from them I'll be happy cause I'm enjoying growing them anyway. They've got some tomatoes and peas keeping them company and its just good to watch them all grow.
Oh yeah, another reason for the wardrobe is its cat proof cause they're bad enough trying to get into my tub of personal I buy at the beginning of each month instead of pissing about with grams, so the last thing I need is to get to in the morning to 2 sticks and a lot of sleepy cats